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[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. BMoney

    BMoney Member

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    "Marconi played the mambo...listen to the radio...don't you remember..." that THIS SONG SUCKS ASS!


    My nomination: "November Rain" by Guns and Roses.

    Pretentious? Check.
    Horrible singing? Check.
    Bloated guitar solo? Check.
    Lyrics that are as dumb as a box of hammers? Check.
    Ridiculous video? Check.
    Pointless string section? Check.
     
  2. Shroopy2

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    MacArthur Park the Richard Harris version, right you are

    "CONVOY" happens to be my board name on another message board

    I have like 20 cds just chock full of stinkers like these. Off the top of my head, OTHER CANDIDATES:
    Boom Boom Boom (Back to My Room) ~ Paul Lekakis LISTEN HERE
    Honey ~ Bobby Goldsboro
    Moonlight Feels Right ~ Starbuck (bad, but cheesily good :D )
    Whats Forever For? ~ Michael Martin Murphy
     
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  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Whoever said Waterfalls wins.
     
  4. Baqui99

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    Aggie War Hymn

    Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
    Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
    Good-bye to Texas University.
    So long to the Orange and White.
    Good luck to the dear old Texas Aggies,
    They are the boys who show
    the real old fight.
    The eyes of Texas are upon you.
    That is the song they sing so well,
    So, good-bye to Texas University,
    We're goin' to beat you all to --
    Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
    Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem!
    Rough! Tough!
    Real stuff! Texas A&M!

    Saw Varsity's Horns Off (normally follows War Hymn)

    Saw Varsity's Horns Off!
    Saw Varsity's Horns Off!
    Saw Varsity's Horns Off!
    Short!

    Varsity's Horns are Sawed Off!
    Varsity's Horns are Sawed Off!
    Varsity's Horns are Sawed Off!
    Short!
     
  5. Ottomaton

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    What kind of pansy war hymn has chig gar roo gar rem? :confused:
    It's sounds like Mary Poppins.
     
  7. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I gotta give a shout out to my boy Lil Jon -

    And pretty much every song he ever made.




    But, the winner is...

    Hanson - MMMBop


    /thread
     
  8. bladeage

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    The song I can't remember but that I really hated back in the 90s was that song that goes "All I wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes down on the santana monica blvd" god i hated that song with a passion.. does anyone know it?

    there was also that one song that goes.. "Love me love me, say that you love meeeeeee"
     
  9. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    1. Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do
    2. The Cardigans - Lovefool
     
  10. plcmts17

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    All I wanna do - Sheryl Crow
     
  11. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Wow, I like a ton of these nominees for worst song ever. That just goes to support my point that music, like all art, is not objectively good or bad. Only the listeners preference matters. That being said, my least favorite song would probably be either mmmbop or 99.99% of rap and country.
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Boot Scoot Boogie
     
  13. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Great choice. Which reminded me of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.
     
  14. bladeage

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    The spanish version is absolutely horrendous, its even worse than the english one.
     
  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I'll try to name some that I haven't seen mentioned yet:

    What's Going On - The Four Non-Blondes (some of the worst screeching I have ever heard in my life)
    Make Them Say Uhhhh! (or something like that) - Master P
    Humpin' Around - Bobby Brown
    Bubba Shot the Jukebox - Mark Chestnutt (or somebody like that)
    I"ll Love You Always and Forever (or something like that) by Donna Lewis - not really a terrible song but she (Donna Lewis) has an incredibly annoying baby voice.

    Agree with most of Creed, Nickelback, Fall Out Boy, Eminem (and other new rap) but will also throw in every song by Michael Bolton, especially that "Should I Love You or Lie" song or something like that.

    But if I was pressed for one song only, I would have to go with the "What's Going On" song. God, does that song blow.

    EDIT - that song by the 4 Non-Blondes is actually called, "What's Up". That tells you how much I hate it that I can't even remember what the name of it is, LOL.

    ANOTHER EDIT - the Bolton song is "Said I Loved You...But I Lied"
     
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    oh totally.

    Master P was/is a joke of a rapper. and considering rap is a joke... thats pretty sad.
     
  17. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Yet somehow, that song made No Limit into the world's biggest record label at the time. :confused:

    You can't possibly be talking about Marvin Gaye's song, right?
     
  18. Nice Rollin

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    i think we have a winner...
     
  19. Mr.Scary

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    That Rico Suave song I hated that with a passion
     
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    EDIT: Forget it. I'll let moe handle it. ;)
     

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