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[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    What about that icky boom boom down song by that white "Jamaican" rapper?
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Snow - Informer
     
  3. professorjay

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    Blasphemy! No f'n way that's a bad song. The acapella is decent, but the DNA remix (which got all the radio airplay) is great. And yes, somehow from memory I recalled it was remixed by DNA, whoever that is.
     
  4. Cannonball

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    The song is garbage and I never could imagine anyone actually liking it. If it's not the worst song ever the it has to be up there with the most annoying.

    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
     
  5. CBrownFanClub

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    You know, that's actually a pretty good nomination. So many here are subjective - Mambo #5 has a good beat, anything by Billy Ocean is clearly not in contention BECAUSE BILLY OCEAN IS AWESOME. I was thinking that no one song that could get a sizable enough majority. But Let Her Cry.. that is a really strong choice.

    Very badly sung
    Terrible lyrics
    10 of 10 on the musical cliche scale...

    i dont know, the only problem with the choice is that maybe - maybe - "I only want to be with you" is worse or at least as bad. MAYBE. But putting those two against each other is like that scene at the end of War Games, when Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy put the fate of Western Civilization into the WOPR, and it starts playing Tic Tac Toe instead of Globothermonuclear War. The machine tilts because repeated simulations of Tic Tac Toe result an infinite stream of ties, giving enough of an early80's metaphor to nuclear war to miraculously save humanity as we know it - which, as presented in War Games, might not have been a good thing.

    I digress. I feel like "Let Her Cry" vs. "I Only Want To Be With You" is like that final scene - an endless, winner-less fight to the death that even Dabney Coleman could not end.
     
  6. thadeus

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    Anything by Dave Matthews Band/Jon Mayer/etc.,.
    Anything by Blink-182/Fall Out Boy/etc.,.
    Anything by Creed/Nickelback/Matchbox20/etc.,.
    Anything by Fergie/Gwen Stefani/etc.,.
    Anything by Linkin Park/Evanescence/My Chemical Romance/etc.,.
    Anything by Jay-Z/Eminem/50cent/etc.,.



    There are too many. I'll just say "anything that has been played on a major radio station within the past 8 years."
     
  7. Summer Song Giver

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    You are all wrong, the absolute worst song ever is Hoobastank - The Reason.

    And the reason is YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    That song to this day is still the only song that makes me want to go mental and start lopping peoples heads off, damn you Hoobastank, damn you to Hell.
     
  8. plcmts17

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    Blaspheemer!!!

    The Richard Harris version yes. The other versions are genius.


    my nominees:
    anything by Melissa Etheridge
    Mr. Roboto - Stynx
    Trapped in the closet - R. Kelly
    I can't dance - Genesis
    Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
    Bootylicious - Destiny's Child
    Mr. Brightside - The Killers
    I'll be missing you, come with me - P diddy
    Hanging tough - NKOTB
    Convoy - C.W. McCall
     
  9. WhoMikeJames

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    Hater in the house.
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Damn, I thought you meant De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da. I was about to go postal.

    :mad:
     
  11. WhoMikeJames

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    Anyone ever heard The Hamster Dance? Oh my god... :eek:
     
  12. thegary

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    well he almost said:

    And the coloured girls go

    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
    (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
    (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
    (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
    (doo)


    had he said that, why i'd a had to, um, kill
     
  13. MadMax

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    this is excellent work. we don't have enough Dabney Coleman references here. in truth, we don't have enough references to anyone else named Dabney, either.
     
  14. dream34shake

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    Remember that song "Who let the dogs out" by Baha Men or whatever. I used to think that song was pretty good, but listening to that now, WOW it sucks.
     
  15. MadMax

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    among the funniest things i've ever seen are the t-shirts that have a picture of a dog with script below it saying, "seriously, who let those fu#$ing dogs out?"
     
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    Cotten Eyed Joe - Rednex
     
  17. Davidoff

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    MAKES ME SICK..

    Mims- This is why I'm hot
     
  18. MR. MEOWGI

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    Butterfly Kisses
     
  19. Hippieloser

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    Man, so many terrible songs in here. I was going to post that horrible, insulting Starship song, but I forgot all about "The Reason." And my God, Hootie and the Blowfish... has there EVER been a more worthless band? If any man deserves to go through life with people calling him "Hootie" even though his name isn't actually Hootie, it's ****ing HOOTIE!!

    That Madonna song "Music" was also an abomination. Jeez, I used to be a fan! "London Bridge" is horribly, but you know, I don't really mind "Umbrella" (ella ella ella eh eh eh). I think it's because Rihanna's so hot.

    Other songs that have historically sent me into hysterical hatred included Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" and TLC's "Waterfalls." KILL me.
     
  20. DonkeyMagic

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    just turn it to any radio station playing the top 40...for the most part they all blow.
     

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