[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

The Oak Ridge Boys - Elvira

 

Most bad '80s songs I like now.

"Pour some Sugar on Me" isn't one of them.

 

Crazytown - Butterfly... Has any wana be hard rock band sunk so low as to sing about butterflies?

Any simple plan or story of the year song... basically any pop punk song (other than blink).

 

Anything by Fergie deserves consideration.

 

Babe - Styx
Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
Sailing - Christopher Cross
She's Out of My Life - Michael Jackson
Can't Smile Without You - Barry Manilow
Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car - Billy Ocean
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone

 

blasphemy...

We built this city!! This kick ass city!!

It probably won't make anybody else's list, but I nominate "Wicked Game" by Chris Issac. I want to shoot myself every time he sings that high note. A few others:

Madonna's cover of American Pie, though I think bad cover songs could be a tournament unto itself.

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

I Want You to Want Me - Cheap Trick...I want you to STFU!!

 

Yes!! Because I got high is the stupidest song I have EVER heard along with London Bridge. And basically any song by Mike Jones, and that song called Ay Baybay.

 

There's way too many to choose from, but one recent song that was just dreadful was Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes".

 

Oh, **** you. Thanks for getting that stuck in my head.

 

Blue - Eiffel 65 or whatever their name was

"I'm blue, ba da dee ba da daw"

 

The sad part is it is actually sampling a pretty damn good RHCP song.

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I enter into evidence exhibit #1-

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that coldplay song and that dmb song

 

****ing ****ing **** by Splatpattern.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=15902642&s=143441

 

The problem with that song is that is it so bad, it is good.

 

Worst songs right now:
Ay Bay Bay ~ Hurricane Chris (uuuugh man, torture. whats wrong with people)
2 Step + Walk it Out ~ UNK
London Bridge ~ Fergie (waaay worse than My Humps)

Worst songs ever:
MacArthur Park (legendarily bad)
shouldnt even count, but anything by an actor:
- Heartbeat ~ Don Johnson
- She's Like the Wind - Patrick Swayze
- Looking for Freedom - David Hasselhoff
- anything from Joey Lawrence
Last Game of the Season ~ David Geddes
Never Been to Me ~ Charlene

I specialize in this. more to come

 

Let Her Cry - Hootie And The Blowfish

 

Lip Gloss by Lil' Mama

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=216336432&s=143441

 

Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
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