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[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

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    this crystal waters bullschit.

    sorry embedding was disabled. anyhow, i'm glad the show "in living color" spoofed this garbage. the spoof, however, wasn't...

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  2. bladeage

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    alright nominees must be in by tomorrow night. im gonna try to divide it into 4 brackets of 16 songs.. so im picking 64.. im pretty sure theres more than 64 in this thread. so im picking the worst of the worse.

    PLACE YOUR BETS! im thinking Fergie will be atleast in the final four.
     
  3. The Real Shady

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    Oh man I remember a Beavis and Butthead episode when they were watching that song. It sucks.
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    You should throw out all the ones who said: Artist - all songs. WTF? Choose a freakin' song!

    I nominate the GHETTO-sounding Irreplaceable from Beyonsay. "Talkin' bout..." what? :mad:
     
  5. Jeffster

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    The tournament is really unneeded, though. I've managed to avoid hearing most of the garbage that's been released in the last few years, but I had the misfortune of being subjected to "My Humps", and it is, without question, the worst, most horribly pathetically awful "song" in the history of recorded time.
     
  6. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    "my humps" is pretty bad, but I havent been as lucky as you and avoid a lot of the garbage...believe it or not there are songs out there that are worse or at least on par with "my humps"
     
  7. professorjay

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    For all the hate on My Humps (no argument here), it pales in comparison to London Bridges. It's My Humps x5. So many awful cliches here. The lyrics are far worse then the actual nursery rhyme.

    I'm a bit surprised at the lack of Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids, Color Me Bad, etc. though. Either we've got a lot of closet boy band fans or people need to jog their memories.

    BTW, I veto the nominations for 'Push the Little Daisies' (or any other Ween song for that matter) and Crystal Water's Gypsy Woman.

    I don't know if it's been mentioned, but MC Hammer's Adams Family song.
     
  8. david_rocket

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    more songs:

    Paris Hilton - stars are blind

    Britney Spears - Lucky

    Backstreet Boys - the call

    Crazy Town - Butterfly

    Shakira - Inevitable (I like almost all of her songs, but this one is awful)

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  9. Palmray

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    Winner!
     
  10. Isabel

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    Please, please make sure the Pussycat Dolls and Good Charlotte get in this tourney. Pick a song, any song.
     
  11. Palmray

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    Actually you could pick a regular top 50 charts sheet and send it in; most songs would fit. :)
     
  12. Isabel

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    And, aside from the purposefully-bad stuff, I have never seen such a bad singer as Fergie getting any kind of airplay before. I could do better than that. (of course, I meant singing, not necessarily looking like a model or being skinny or dressing slutty :) )
     
  13. david_rocket

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    Yes, how I can forget about Good Charlotte that group is awful, also my chemical romance is awful I nominate:

    My chemical romance - Helena

    Good Charlotte-Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous
     
  14. vincentt

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    any song with hilary duff i say can go under worst song correction any disney teen pop stars who sings can go under the worst
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    Although I absolutely love him, I've gotta put "Blobby" as a bad song. Although I find it funny...

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  16. thech0senone

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    I agree that any Fergie song should be nominated. I also can't stand nobody wants to see us together song by Akon, or really anything by Akon for that matter.
     
  17. bladeage

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    grrr... you guys got premature on me. most of the songs in fatty's "tourney" weren't even mentioned in the thread. oh well... good idea but badly executed.
     
  18. Smokey

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    This song rocks!
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Right.

    This thing had been going long enough. I like the judging, though. I combined the popular nominees on here with other popular lists of "worst songs."

    Just because someone nominates a song once doesn't justify it as on "official" bad song.

    EDIT: Damn. I apologize. I didn't even catch your reply that you were trying to do this. My fault.
     
  20. bladeage

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    not a problem...
     

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