An ex told me she was pregnant. Even had a test with the little blue stripe to show me. She let it go on for a whole day.
Not so much a prank then it was a dare. Back in the day when I was in school I had to sing 'Im just a Girl' by no doubt in front of the entire school.... yes, infront of EVERYBODY. What was odd was after words everyone thought it was the most badass stunt ever done Yeepp, not a day went by through that school year while walking down the hall did someone not say my name like I was their friend or somthing... moochers, it also led me to my first deep relationship~ I don't think she would have even knew who I was without that rep Moral of the story? Always sing 'Im just a girl' by no doubt in any business occasion or talent show, it did me well
So I was at a bar with my friends. One guy sees this smokin' hot MILF at the bar. He tells me she's the mother of the chick we went to high school with and that he heard she likes to do the mother-daugher 3 way thing. My eyes went wide open. So I talk to her at the bar, ask her about the mother-daughter thing and she says "Let's go." We went to her house, she dropped her keys on the entry table, and shouted upstairs, "Hey, Mom? You up?" The next time I saw my friends they started cracking up immediately. WORST PRANK EVER!
So one or both of the guys own make-up and like to put things up another male's butt? Time to move out.
Ditto. Maybe I'll remember when I stop laughing..... I am wondering what inspired the choice combination of pickles and Kit-kats.
Maybe they just had a craving for some venegar flavored, kit-kat butt butter? You've never tried it? Melts in your crack, not in your mouth.
While I was back home for the weekend at college, my friend got into my dorm room, stuffed my mattress in the closet and "mule kicked" (his description) the door shut. It broke the door and I had to take it off by the hinges. Points for me: I broke into a friends room and put itching powder in his underwear--and it worked really well. I also took out the peephole, and when our friend came over to play football, he looked through the empty hole, and I shot Shout in his eye. It hurt him bad and I felt guilty.
Put Anbesol or Orajel into several people's toothpaste... Put saran wrap over the toilet bowl just under the seat... stretching it tight enough to not be seen... Then, the next day, put the saran wrap over the bowl where it can be seen.. the victim thinks they've thwarted your attack... feeling victorious they go ahead and sit down only to realize after a few seconds that you've coated the seat with a thin layer of icy hot. Great at camp, or in shared dorm bathrooms. Some others involve certain types of dorm room doors... if it is the right kind of door, a door that you can lean on and get some gap between the door and it's frame... after they are fast asleep (another dorm room of course), lean in on the door with 2 or 3 friends, making sure not to make any noise... then squeeze as many pennies in a stack, usually about 4 or five, into the gap that is created... be sure to place them in the gap right at the same level the plunger on the door lock is... this is called "penny locking." It basically makes the plunger incapable of dis-engaging due to the pressure put on it... the handle won't turn it... They cannot get out of the room come time for morning bathrooms/class, etc. For greatest effect, be sure and spend time with the victim(s) the night before drinking plenty beverages of their choosing, thus adding pain to the moments of "locked-in agony." Also, this works really well at exam time... especially after they've been cramming for the finals into the wee hours of the morning. Combine the lock technique with all of the above, and you've got great video material! Or a lawsuit.
Don't tell me they used mayo to get it in there. Btw, your friends could be sick enough to feed you the food they put in your butt.
One time I passed out and then my friends took pictures of themselves with my junk in their mouths. Jokes on them, though. My dog had been licking my wang earlier that day so they basically kissed my dog!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! (snort)
I go to a boarding school as well (ugh, I'm flying back tomorrow late evening) and at the end of each school year, a certain year hides everybody's clothes, the first day all the ties for hidden, the second day all the tweed jackets were placed under the mattress so nobody would find then. Practically the whole school went around with ties or jackets which was absolutely hiliarious!
