Oh I guess I didn't realize you tried to pick up blonde chics. Maybe that explains kidrock8's post in the other thread a little bit more.
What!?!? Oh...yeah, that's the insinuation...pay no attention to where I said I don't like to meet people in bars.... For the rest of you, these are great...lol..But the best ones are the ones who have said them themselves, or have had them said to them...I should have gone one further, and asked if ANY of these worked... Oh, and...uh I can't remember who, but the story of that serial phone guy, that's hillarious...I've known guys like that..I ACTUALLY knew a guy who would do stuff like that, he was so socially challenged. One time we're playing pool at a bar, my friend, myself, and him..He was more my friend's friend, but he was a pretty nice guy when you were nowhere near women...anyways, we're playing pool, and this table of ladies is watching us, and he suddenly picks up these balls in front of them, and tries to juggle them to impress them, only he drops them all over the place, hits their table with one, drinks go flying, glasses breaking...it had to be seen to be believed.. You had to watch this guy too, because he would do things like leave us and go sit with a table of women and hit on all of them for us, without our knowledge..god, it could get really uncomfortable...One time, I was having a party, and my friend brought him, and it's pretty crowded, and he goes up to these two friends of my girlfriend and asks, not joking, " So...do you guys like...stuff?" Before it was a tv joke..And he meant it...I think one time he actually got a phone number, God knows how, and he pestered me for days about how to 'handle it'....
This one was used on my ex wife as I was standing up with some friends next to her. "I love the way your legs go up and make a nice a$$ of themselves"
TRUE STORY, this is how I met my wife. I walked up to her and said, Hi, Did you know that you look like that girl Terry on General Hospital? She said. "Thanks" I said, " Oh I didn't say she was good looking, I just said you looked like her" She has been mine ever since. DaDakota
This is as bad as it gets: http://www.desipio.com/features/guests/kelly/021802-worstvalentinesever.htm
Calm down, <b>JAG</b>. You never stipulated that pick-up lines were limited exclusively to bars. They aren't you know. The can occur in libraries, art galleries, grocery stores, sporting events, and weddings among other venues. You'll notice that virtually all of the pick-up lines are uttered by guys, whereas yours were uttered by gals.... to you! That was different. My supposition about your studliness was a compliment, however you go off on a small rant.... Shall I take it back?
While I was at the Olympics i hear 2 actually good pick up lines. I personally dont use lines, and in Park city everyone was so damn friendly a line would have been rediculous. but 2 different women did these 2 things to me, and well it worked quite well. 1st chick Paige. she grabed my face as she was sliping past me in the crouded bar. she said "arnt you just amazing" now i know Im an attractive man, but i dont often hear words like that when im awake. this is basicly a dream being played out in the real world. and yes she was georgous. it turns out that she is a professional rock climber and she has a thing for bald men with dimples and expressive brown eyes. well thats me, im sure the drinks she had helped me as well, but she was sober enough to molest me all night, so i was cool with it. in short i fell in love with thisa girl, she was just amazing. and frisky. 2nd chick kathryn. this was the next night. she came up to me and said "your friend told me you wanted to meet me" now again an extremely attractive girl, so i didnt care what she said. especially when Im from NY and the only friend within 3000 miles was standing next to me when she said that. but when i told her that i said it was ok and i was flattered as i was obviously blushing. to make a long story short. i fell in love again. these lines probably only work when women say them. peace
Pick-up line I appreciate the least: I'm walking with my wife and a black guy (my wife is part black, part chinese) comes up to her and says something to the effect of, "hey, baby, you want to come with me?" She says, "I'm married." To which the man responds, "You don't need to be hanging out with no white boy!" This has happened on at least 3 occassions, and it doesn't get any better with repetition. What the hell were these guys expecting her to do? (I'll give some credit to one guy who actually waited until my wife and I went different directions down the street before he put his plan to action.)
A buddy of mine used to tell girls he was part horse. I think he developed a callous on the right side of his face... x34
Worst pick up line I have heard used in person before: 1. "Hey you look hot, may I take your temperature with an all beef thermometer?" 2. "Hey why don't you come to my house and let me de-virginize you."
