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Worst Movie Ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Jun 15, 2001.

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  1. Joe Joe

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    Y'all haven't seen enough movies....

    They saved Hitler's brain.

    Terror in tiny town....it was advertised as the only midget wetsern.

    Lost Highway.....I only lasted about 45 minutes, but there wasn't a connection between scenes. The plot was that of channel surfing, but without the control to change when bored.

    Polyester....with smell o vision. The only redeemiong feature of this movie is that a friend of mine looks like the foot stomper.

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  2. davo

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    Settle down there SPG [​IMG] Some notable sequels that did not suck were:-

    Fletch Lives
    Terminator 2
    Waynes World 2

    I would have to say the worst movie I can remember seeing in recent memory was Armageddon. All that money and they still screwed it up. An absolute load of claptrap.

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    I tried to mention Lost Highway but couldn't remember the title (I've tried to block it out of my head), so I called it the David Lynch movie with Baretta in it.



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    No, actually, Dogma was awful.


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    RM95,

    Did you ever play the video game? Just curious.



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  6. Ren Cooper

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    I like almost every movie in this thread!I usually like every movie I see I even liked Last Action Hero!I am sometimes dissappointed but still think they are alright.

    Guess you can tell Im a movie buff [​IMG]

    I own lots of movies but the worst movie I ever bought was Perfect Storm!!!I was really disappointed!!!

    I actually own probly like 10 movies on this thread and like 5 I really like!

    Mission to Mars(A bit dissappointed but still good)

    Thirteenth Floor(You have to watch to the end its the best part)

    Battlefield Earth
    U-571

    Dogma(Probably one of my top 25 comedies I own)

    Just to let you know my favorite movies I own are(Matrix,Fight Club,Gladiator,Big Lebowski,Scarface,Hurricane,and Shawshank Redemption)


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  7. Rocketman95

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    No, I didn't.

    But that doesn't account for the horrible, horrible acting and plot. If the video game is anything like the movie, I'm glad I haven't wasted my time.


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    Dogma was awesome. If Kevin Smith would let someone else direct his movies, he sucks behind the camera, his movies would be a better finished product. I like just about every movie he's done and am looking forward to his new movie coming out this summer.

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    Dogma was awesome.


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    Amen.

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    Gotta add my 2 cents for Dogma as well. Hilarious!

    Alanis Morrisette as God...great stuff!

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    I didn't see Dogma, but I usually like Kevin Smith movies, so I'm going to say (without ever seeing it - which is a common way to give opinions on things in the world today) that it cannot possibly be among the worst movies of all time.

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    just watching the last bits of "Romeo Must Die" on HBO,,,

    Some terrible scenes:

    Joe is wounded and on the floor while his daughter is restrained by a gun-toting bad guy.

    We get a quick close-up of Joe, and can see a gun just out of his reach on the floor.

    Joe and his daughter exchange a look, and the daughter elbows her captor in the ribs while Joe goes for the gun.

    Joe gets off the first shot, and shoots the bad guy. The bad guy goes for his gun, but drops the gun upon being shot.

    The bad guy goes for his second gun; Joe again gets off the first shot, causing the bad guy to drop his second gun.

    The bad guy goes for his third gun, and Joe shoots the bad guy again, and the bad guy drops his third gun, and finally dies.

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    The bad guys are trying to escape from a rooftop, in a helicopter, with the briefcase of important papers. The bad guys use the briefcase to block the good guy's bullets.

    So of course, the bad guys drop the briefcase.

    I say, "Don't use the briefcase of important papers to block bullets. Put the briefcase of important papers inside the helicopter and strap it down."

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    That's just my point, though. I think the movie was more about pageantry. It's an advertisement, really. You go into it looking for anything more, than you will be sorely dissapointed. I went into it looking for some cool action sequences and Angelina Jolie in some tough outfits. That's what I got. I feel like they captured the video game for the film. I'm sure you don't rent most of your video games based on the action and the plot. You rent them for the thrills. That's what TR offers, and that's what they deliver for the most part. I really could have done without Jon Voight doing his usual stonefaced, monosyllabic routine. But a lot of the stuff they did in the film that you probably found odd were actually allusions to the game. It's geared mainly to fans of the game.

    But whatever, just a thought.......



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  15. Vengeance

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    Well, apparently it sold well enough that there will be another one . . . ugh

    <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,27779,00.html">Angelina to Raid more Tombs</a>

    Thursday, June 21, 2001
    By Bill Hoffmann


    NEW YORK ? Get ready for more butt-kicking from Angelina Jolie ? the sexy-but-weird star is expected to play Lara Croft once again in a sequel to Tomb Raider.

    The nonstop action flick has taken a beating from critics, but it also raked in $48.2 million at the box office on its opening weekend.

    Delighted director Simon West, who also made Con Air and The General's Daughter, says he's already spoken to Jolie about another go-round with Lara.

    West said he and Jolie are now "talking about our schedules in terms of making another."

    The 26-year-old stunner, who won an Oscar for her role in Girl, Interrupted, has turned Hollywood on its ear with her wild antics.

    She wears a vial of her hubby Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck and has boasted about their vigorous lovemaking sessions.



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    Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! [​IMG]

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    I watched The January Man on TNN today, and I'd like to add that one to the list of Worst Movies of All Time.

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