Worse movie ever? How about "Speed 2"? Followed ever so closely by "BattleField Earth" and this movie apparently. If any of you liked "Speed 2", then you suck. That is how much I hated it. Surf ------------------
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The dialogue mostly. For me, it was like a constant, horrible screeching noise that slowly bored its way deeper and deeper inside my head. After a while, I just couldn't take it anymore. "Ya.. ya.. Pass the ketchup. Ya.. I'm gonna get'cha. Ya.. ya.." Ugh..... Also, I didn't care for any of the characters. They were supposed to come across as "real" but I just found them cartoony. The plot was original but was peppered with too many dumb scenes. Fargo is one of those films with no middle ground; you either love it or hate it. I <font size="+1"><font color="red">hate</font></font> it. ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions! [This message has been edited by fadeaway (edited June 16, 2001).]
Three Amigos was awesome. Martin Short sucks, but other than that. "Goodnight Ned." ------------------ the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
Here's a movie I thought was bad but have since grown to like very much. Tommy Boy. I nearly slept through the movie when I first saw it in the theater, but upon a second viewing I thought it was extremely funny. I suppose I wasn't hip enough to see the humor the first time. Has anyone else had a similar experience? ------------------ I am an invisible man.
Excluding sequels, which all suck (okay, not The Godfather II), and movies that weren't intended as anything other than crap (Dude, Where's My Car, Spiceworld, etc.), the worst movie of all time has to be Showgirls. Which is really saying something when you have a nekkid Saved by the Bell chick on screen for half of the film. Honorable mentions go to Battlefield Earth and Roadhouse, possibly the worst Patrick Swayze movie ever made.
OMG, that movie is hilarious!! Or, at least it has its moments of being incredibly funny . . . "Let me tell you why I suck as a Salesman. Say I walk into some guys office and he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited and I'm like Jo-Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet, is my possible sale. Oh my pretty little pet. I love you. So I stroke it....and I pet it....and I massage it. And I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go....AHHHH! I killed it. I killed my sale!." ------------------ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I absolutely love Tommy Boy. One thing I will never understand about that movie is why they had to put one of the most sad moments of any movie a quarter of the way through the thing. Had it started out with his dad already dead and them at his funeral would've made a little more sense, especially for a comedy. Can anyone else think of a comedy which shows someone dying, and not in a funny way? Sheesh. Tommy: "Richard, do I have a mark on my face?" Richard: "No. I thought I hit you on the shoulder." Tommy: "My shoulder doesn't hurt. It's right here on my face. Not so much here, or here, just right here." Richard: "No. I don't see anything." Waitress walks up to table.... Waitress: "Oh my God, what happened to your face?!" ------------------ DREAMer's Rocket Page
The worst movie I have ever seen, even though I didn't expect it to be all that good, was "The Stupids". Don't ask me why I rented it in the 1st place, but I did. I was out of town, went to a little dump of a video rental store that had about 20 movies, and got it. I turned it off about 30 minutes through. ------------------ Now saw off...there's nothing to see here.
The Talented Mr. Ripley- That was very very very painful. ------------------ I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
Damn there are some good movies that yall hate! lol Three Amigos and Tommy Boy were hilarious. Bad... very bad! Showgirls U-571 ------------------ The death penalty SUCKS.
Yes, horrible movie. Suburban Commando ? Was that with Hulk Hogan ? Any movie with him should not be mentioned in this thread. Way too obvious. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you." [This message has been edited by gr8-1 (edited June 16, 2001).]
<font color="blue">"Ever After"</font> Oh God I hated this Movie and not for the usual Chick Flick reasons . Mike Myers spoke better English than Drew Barrymore . Also "Whats The Worst That Could Happen" sucks , Along with The Gayest Movie ever "Super Mario Bros" which both star John Leguizamo who also was in Moulin Rouge , weird how all his Movies stink ------------------ [This message has been edited by moestavern19 (edited June 16, 2001).] [This message has been edited by moestavern19 (edited June 16, 2001).] [This message has been edited by moestavern19 (edited June 16, 2001).]
Yes Great One, I was using Suburban Commando as an example of movies you can't really fault for being bad since you should know better. That is the reason I used TYPICAL as opossed to UNFORGIVABLE. I actually had high expectations for THREE AMIGOS and to me it was just awful. ------------------ I am an invisible man. [This message has been edited by kbm (edited June 16, 2001).]
I went to see Tommy Boy when it first came out, but the theater messed up the film. I wasn't that impressed with the first 20 or so minutes so I didn't go back to see it. But within the last six months, all my friends were telling me how great the movie was, so I decided to check it out and now I love it. ------------------
Three Amigos got quite a few chuckles out of me, but I was young. Hope you didn't think I was attacking you, btw. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
My vote for worst movie ever goes to Pulp Fiction. The language was absolutely ridiculous, and it was so boring. ------------------
Anybody remember Robot Jox ? I thought that was gonna be good, and man, halfway through that movie I was hoping for a Hulk Hogan cameo. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
Nah Gr8-1, I know wasn't attacking me. I was just clarifying my post. ------------------ I am an invisible man.
I don't believe this! Three Amigos was a classic! "Hehehe... it's a male plane... because it's got a little... hehehe" Mission to Mars was the most horrible movie ever made. ------------------ "I don't want to join a club that accepts people like me as members."
