Okay nothing comes close to that one Denzel movie where he is a detective laying in bed and directing some chick to God knows where. Also the last Arnold movie (damn I cant remember any names today) SUCKED bigtime! ------------------
The Bone Collector. Angelina Jolie. She wore her clothes in that movie, too. ------------------ Time is a great teacher-- only problem is it kills all its pupils.
Fargo is the worst movie ever. God, I loathe that film... ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
"Existenze" with Jude Law and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Gotta be the worst I've ever seen and I've rented some pretty bad movies. ------------------
Mixed nuts, only movie I ever walked out of! ------------------ Rarely is the question asked: Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM to fools across the nation?
Don't forget the last two Batman movies. Those both were poor. ------------------ "I always thought it was something that went around my house" - World B. Free on Defence
Crisco Kid...Wing Commander? OUCH, you cut deep. DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
LOL . . . I love <a href="http://www.shlonglor.com">Shlonglor's review</a> of the movie. DON'T SEE TOMB RAIDER I just got back from a free trip to Tomb Raider and if I could only use two words to describe it they would be "it burns!" It's like someone is grabbing your chest and squeezing it. That movie will make you beg for someone to put an end to your life to get away from the hurting. Tomb Raider = Godzilla. Yes it's really that bad. Fine don't believe me. I dare you to go see it so you can feel the pain me and my friends felt. If you want to see it just for Ang, go download some pictures of her. Save yourself the trouble. Save your money, save your time. That movie was all about time but time is what you'll want back after you see it. You'll want to watch a bad movie just to forget you saw it. I know what you're saying, I told you not to see Pearl Harbor. I know some of you liked it. I told you not to see Swordfish, and it was really good. But Believe me, Trust me, Don't see this movie. And if anyone tells you it was good, never listen to their movie advice again. For those of you who braved the horrors and the hurting of Tomb Raider, you don't get to see nothing. You get to see her chest bounce around in slow motion when she runs and a little bit of the back of one of them but save yourself. Go rent some porno, it will have better acting, story, and show more than that movie. Brothers in Pain This movie was horrible; it would be suitable for MST3K. bran361 ----------- Studio Briefing: Gary Thompson in the Philadelphia Daily News says that if there were real truth in movie advertising, the poster for the film would read, "Indiana Juggs in the Temple of Bazooms." It is, he writes, "another mediocre addition to our ongoing summer of crap." Lou Lumenick in the New York Post grumbles that the film "is a tedious bore that deserves early entombment." ----------- I looked at your site before I left for Tombraider. I didn't see anything. All I can say is ouch... I want that damn time triangle myself, I feel so cheated. It was awful, and they didn't even have good boob scenes to lessen the pain. jnovak ------------------ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
RM95- They didnt had to wait till the last minute. The 2nd phase of the alignment was taking place at that time. It takes a while to get from venice to the Ice region. I thought the movie was great. Especially the scene where Jolie and the bad guy had to climb a pyramid to get the triangle... and ... stuff... ------------------ The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why i didn't get more meat, ill just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where ive hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
Two worst movies ever: Robo Jox - The female lead was Roj's (from "What's Happening Now") girlfriend. Babe - Not the pig movie. It was a movie about dinosaurs... utter crap Now, it only counts if you went to the theater to see it, and I saw both of these wastes of film in an actualy friggin' theater. ------------------ DREAMer's Rocket Page
OMG, I just did something incredibly stupid!!!! I was applying for a job at Target, and when I pasted my resume, I ACCIDENTALLY posted that review and submitted it. So now, Target thinks my resume is Shlonglor's review of Tomb Raider. That's just freakin' great!! But the story is kinda funny ------------------ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
How about the Thirteenth Floor? First and only movie I ever walked out of. My absolute worst experience AT a movie was going to see "The End of the Affair" with a good friend of mine from back home. She and I both loved the book, and she's a bit theatrical (theatre girl )... so when we saw the movie, it was a real disappointment. Normally, that's not too awful... but she shouted out on two seperate occasions "they're raping Graham Greene! Stop it! Don't do that to my Greene's great book!" loud enough for everyone in the movie theatre to hear. ------------------ Lacking inspiration at the moment... [This message has been edited by haven (edited June 16, 2001).]
Teaching Mrs Tingle gets my vote. That and anything adapted from a Jane Austin movie. ------------------ http://titansmania.50megs.com is far better to ask a question and be a fool for 15 minutes, than to never ask a question and be a fool for the rest of your life." Confucious say: "Boy who meet girl in park, very lucky. But boy who park meat in girl, extremely lucky!"
Whoa, fadeaway, I love that movie. So it was not classic, but there have been MANY, MANY films that sucked harder than Fargo. What didn't you like about it? ------------------ I always thought "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm discovered". Now I think "With my talent, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out".
Was this Battlefield Earth bad ? Hey, if you wanna see Angelina nekkid, watch Gia. I walked out on Texas chainsaw Massacre in 95 also. Horrible. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
No movie will ever be worse than The Pest. ...John Leguizamo, may you burn in hell! P.S. - Parking was ample... I mean, Battlefield Earth does run a close second in this case...but at least that movie was bad in a way I could laugh at...The Pest was just bad. ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in. Blood stains on my hands, and I don't know where I've been. I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet. Sweating Bullets Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out. [This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited June 16, 2001).]
Speaking of "Fargo", has anyone seen "Blood Simple" by the brothers Coen? Or Miller's Crossing? ------------------ Time is a great teacher-- only problem is it kills all its pupils.
Both excellent movies, the first one was set in Houston and filmed in Austin. ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
" Message in a bottle." One of those nights at Blockbuster when you let her pick out the movie and pray. I still wake up in cold sweats at night thinking about this one. ------------------ the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
I got you all beat! When it comes to bad movies, there is the typical, Suburban Commando. And then there is the unforgivable, Three Amigos. The most disappointing, ignorant piece of film making ever released. Anyone remember that dance? ------------------ I am an invisible man. [This message has been edited by kbm (edited June 16, 2001).]
