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Worst movie ever!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by swilkins, Mar 7, 2006.

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  1. Hmm

    Hmm Member

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    My pick would have to be:



    American Pie




    Yep, bought into the hype at the time, just like Napolean Dynamite later on, watched it... sucked.
     
  2. Nice Rollin

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    lord of the rings 1
     
  3. crums17

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    YES! I still don't understand how people like Lord of The Rings. I walked out of that garbage and I NEVER walk out of movies. I assume the sequels were just as crap.
     
  4. Hmm

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    Another one...




    Chalk it up to temporary lapse of memory... but..

    Has 'the hype' been right about any movie since Jurassica Park? I can't recall.. Passion of the christ?
     
  5. rhino17

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    The absolute dumbest movie I have seen recently was The Divinci Code. It was total garbage
     
  6. WhoMikeJames

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    The Milagro bean plant field
     
  7. cheshire

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    The worst movie I saw on TV recently had to be Commando.

    But I had to say it was so enjoyable because I was laughing so hard as Arnie tried to act as a serious, tough guy against all those cardboard cut-out villains.

    Hilarious!!!

    I could take a dozen lines from that movie and use it on everyday situation and laugh out loud. :D
     
  8. crums17

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    I'll bet. The book was boring as all hell too. I can't believe that people considered it controversial. It seemed like a children's book. I don't mean it was like Harry Potter, I mean that it was crap.
     
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    In college we used to have 40's and Manos parties. Nothing like kicking back with a Hurricane watching Torgo walkabout.

    We weren't very cool. :(
     
  10. mogrod

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    Showgirls

    As a teenager, that movie had so much promise. I can't believe I hate a movie as much as I do that showcases so much women's nudity. :D
     
  11. OmegaSupreme

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    perve. :p

    imo, showgirls was bad arse. or maybe i just like the whole versace thing being pronounced as ver-sayce. or maybe it's just seeing some chick from "saved by the bell" pushing some other chick down a flight of stairs. back stabbing beetches are cool.
     
  12. Rip Van Rocket

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    Has anyone ever seen "The Big Bus".

    The plot summary from IMDB:A nuclear powered bus is going Non-stop from New York to Denver and is plagued by disasters due to the machinations of a mysterious group allied with the Oil lobby. When the driver is injured a washed up, down on his luck, but used to be great type, who as it happens, used to be engaged to the inventor's daughter is brought in to drive the giant bus which includes a one lane swimming pool and a one lane bowling alley.
     
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    Spiceworld
    Eddie
    Harry Potter
     
  14. Rocket River

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    Was this the one with OJ SImpson as the driver. . in the Desert?

    Rocket River
    I nominate Freddy got Fingered
     
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    "A Black Spring BreaK"
     
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    The absolute worst movie I've ever seen is called Vercingétorix (AKA Druids).

    It stars Christopher Lambert and I was expecting Braveheartlite. It was the most painful experience I have ever had. There was no action, no plot no reason for this tripe to ever be made.

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  17. duwende

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    I can't believe people forgot about these movies:

    Mario Bros.
    Double Dragon
    Street Fighter

    SF has the worst ending ever where they all posed and the logo spiraled into the center of the screen. I laughed so hard it was so bad.
     
  18. Yonkers

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    My two votes are movies noone likely saw.​
    Bad Moon is a werewolf movie. They had a full-moon every night so they could conveniently have a werewolf killing on screen constantly. And there is literally a 3 minute staredown between the main character (in human form) with the family dog. 3 minutes of screen time! Very odd.​
    Land of Far Away was some Russian fantasy movie. Made for kids but I was a kid when I saw it and thought it was idiotic. Had fun making fun of it in the theaters but that's it. Had a scene where the hero visits a dwarf forge deep under the mountains and was told by blacksmith that the sword he had been working on for 10,000 years just got done as the hero walked up. How convenient. :D
     
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    I think I posted in this thread a few months ago, but let me reiterate how bad Exit Wounds is. Steven Seagall plays his usual badass self, but DMX plays an self made internet millionaire.

    Actually this movie is so bad, its good. There are several great lines in it, and I suggest watching it with your buddies. You will be referencing this movie for a long time.
     
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    Cry Wolf
    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
    Cannibal Holocaust
    SALO
    Charlies Angels 2
     

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