One time I asked a girl out (think i was 13-14) and I thought it was a date. Then she brought her parents along, and her parents were hippies. She looked like mariah carey but was just as snobbish and self absorbed.
Went on a first date with this girl who I had been talking to on the interent. We get the bar and everything is cool till she goes to the restroom and comes back and starts talking to this guy that she obiously knows. She comes back to me and ask, "Did you notice me looking over to that guy a couple of minutes ago"..I say 'No'..then she proceeds to tell me that it was her ex-boyfriend and he gets extremely jealous and went to go talk with him to make sure he wasn't going to come and start beating my ass...I'm like 'OK, thanks!'..after that we go to his car and start doing it on his hood...jk...the night pretty much sucked after that, we went to a different bar where he showed up again and I pretty muched figured that the only reason she asked me to meet up was because she knew he was going to be there and she wanted to make him jealous...what a HOOKER!
I took this girl on our first date to see "What Dreams May Come," possibly the most depressing and awful movie in cinema history. (Hey, I didn't know what the movie was about. Looked like a chick flick to me.) We were both stunned and miserable after we walked out of the theater (she cried during the flick). Talk about awkward. But hey, we ended up getting married eventually, so everything worked out.
That moves falls under the category of watched is once and don't plan to watch it again. It won't ever find a home in my DVD collection.
Ive had some that still pain me to just think about. Somebody start another one of these in about 10 years and Ill tell you all about them. Maybe.
Prom night. My date was wearing a white dress. We went to Willie G's before the prom and she ended up spilling cocktail sauce all over herself. She immediately burst into tears and ran into the women's room. I ain't lying when I say half the resteraunt could hear her sobs from the bathroom. 2 or 3 female waitresses ended up going in there to help out, but she refused to come out. We ended up having to call her mom to come talk her out. The funny thing is, her mom ended up getting the every bit of the stain out of the dress, but the evening was ruined. She sulked the whole time, wouldn't say a word and wouldn't dance. I never spoke to her after that night, despite the fact I worked with her mom.
When I was younger, I went to kiss this young girl after a movie and almost trip and bumped heads with her...she had a lump on her head that made her look like a character from Star Trek. She still wanted that stupid kiss though. When I was young......
