Sir, this is the worst ¢ø™k block ever. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qaQ1SILaRuM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qaQ1SILaRuM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Flight of the Conchords for the win... YES! FotC steals one from San Antonio!
Im kinda hungover. Boo. As for why I didn't do this broad in my car ? I have a 2 door coupe...... it definitely would've been a difficult maneuver. I guess I could've taken her to another hotel room but call me frugal or cheap... I really didn't feel like dropping a 150 bucks for 20 minutes ... besides I probably wouldn't have even been able to bust. So it's like I drop money to please a girl?! It's true though all guys pay for it one way another. I'm kind of glad this didn't happen because I just realized I was about to hit it raw dog cause I had no rubber and she didn't either but she was cool with that. I've gotten away with it a couple times in the past but damn.... the next morning or right after I feel like the scum of all scums. Not to mention it's pretty scary to think you could've caught something or gotten a girl prego since all the girls I've done are pretty much all random.
That's how I feel if I DO use one. blathersby is a good Catholic boy. He also doesn't sleep around (or at all), so it's a non issue. Yay?
I should have known this was the reason when I saw that you didn't feel like dropping 10 or 20 bucks for 9 years .
damn you Faos.. thank you for sticking the disturbing image in my head.. btw, bobblehead, do you happen to know Adeel and Yaozer by any chance??
Ok that ***** was funny I never got into that show. . but that ***** was funny Rocket River "like a part time model . . . .. "
Maybe cause you were the third wheel. You stayed in the room for a pity HJ? By my definition that wasn't a threesome...you just happened to be in the same room. If you leave with blue balls you were never involved.
First of all we never crossed swords.....that thought disgusts me. My friend was...well.....kinda a dirty little s*it!! Was it a "threesome?" MMMMMMM I dunno!!!! I was kissing her on my couch and we all decided to move to my bedroom. My friend just took it upon himself to mount her. Maybe he was more aggressive? Maybe I was too passive? I dunno. But the fact that a girl was on my bed, getting hammered while I was kissing her and she had her hands in my underware seems to be a 3-some in my book. Did I get to....nut? No....I never spilled my seed that night. But it was fun and I would have nailed that girl if Dad didn't summons her home.
I was watching random p*rn once and this girl was on her knees taking care of two guys. All of a sudden the white guy starts 'sword fighting' with the black guy, complete with saying 'sword fight! ching ching ching!'. I'm not sure who won that particular fight, because I stopped watching it. Probably the chick in the end.
Amen to that one. One of these days, I have a feeling that "Asian Sensation" is going to get his ass seriously kicked by some chick's boyfriend or even worse, the chick's father.
