TSA finds a "biological threat" . http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...spicious-TSA-officials.html?ito=feeds-newsxml A man who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants. Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through the usual security. The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a ‘very noticeable’ bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential ‘biological threat,’ the Huffington Post reported. The former computer games reviewer has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused He said: ‘I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. ‘One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’ ‘He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands. ‘They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.’ Falcon, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: ‘Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.’ He aroused suspicions at San Francisco Airport on his way to New York. He said: ‘I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. ‘You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.’ Mr Falcon became a minor celebrity in the U.S. in 1999 due to the size of his manhood after being profiled in Rolling Stone magazine and appearing on HBO.
Damn, he puts Greg Oden to shame. http://weirdnews.about.com/od/weirdphotos/ss/Worlds-Biggest-Penis.htm Literally down to the knees limp.
oh wow, you meant literally. if i cross my eyes and squint REAL hard, he maybe passes as a chunky mark duplass.
