Woooof.....

Uh is The Voice of Reason drunk? That was one crazy post.

 

I have been told that some girls get seriously bad BO when they are pregnant. Hormone issues, I suppose. Was the first girl that smelled pregnant, Uprising?

Also, that attractive girl must have not looked over and seen your computer screen. Because if she had known you were posting about her nice smell on a basketball internet message board, you would SO have gotten laid.

 

Mooch, you wouldn't be cyber-stalking me or my sister would you???

 

Well actually....

No, turns out I was looking out the window. For some reason, I never see many of these types when I'm out walking or runnin'.

Nice try, though. I could have easily said something perverted.

 

I fully expected you to say something perverted.

BTW Sir Jackie Chiles and B-Bob: Sie beide stinken!

 

Shows how much you know, fool!

(It's a matter of self-control.)

 

Hey, he lives near campus so cut him some slack. I remember I ran into a light pole one time while doing my afternoon jog because I saw some unbelievably fine co-eds out sunning themselves on their front porches in their bikinis. When my wife asked how how I had such a huge bump on the old noggin, I just told her I tripped over a rake and it knocked me in the head. My grandfather, who lives near H-town, was moving some furniture and other stuff he bought to sell in his second-hand store (kind of like Sanford and Son) and he saw this fine chick in a bikini. He was so distracted he dropped the window mount A/C unit he was carrying on his foot and broke a bone in it.

 

But to respond to the other thread (to prevent putting any more grease on the tracks), yeah, they whole traffic camera situation is absolutely hilarious.

They have a local channel dedicated to weather and using the cameras to show traffic.

These guys must have been drunk or something. I find it very funny.

It even made it to FARK! (not that I ever go to that site; that's what brothers are good for).

I know a bunch of people at Holy Spirit, but I went through TA for one year (worst mistake of my life). I then went to Central, where I'll graduate this year. Of course everyone asks why I'm going there when I'm zoned for one of the brand new schools in a brand new building. My excuse: it's closer. Okay, so it's not really a reason, but how often do you get a chance to go to a school that is 99% black? It's a neat year.

And yes, the women are truly unbelievable. BEST. VIEWS. EVER.

 

For some reason this made me think of an IRC quote on www.bash.org

#8814 +(1791)- [X]

Night-hen-gayle: I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.


I can just imagine that smelly girl looking over your shoulder and acting so offended.

 

My roommate up here in Indiana regularly has sex with a girl who smells like a mixture of feet and popcorn. While I'm in the room.

 

I am sooo sorry - that sucks hardcore. You should get a can of lysol and spray them both down while having sex. They might get mad, but at least it wouldnt stink of sex, feet, and popcorn in there.

 

make your cell phone ring while you are next to a smelly person. Have a fake conversation with yourself. Hang up and say to smelly person - "The Sewer Called... it wants its stench back."

or you can just say "Does is smell like a piece of rotten goat foreskin in here or is it just you?"

 

must. resist. urge. to. respond.


take. page. from. mr. mooch.

 

and VOR lost me around the time the girl was skiing him. maybe i'm just not hip enough to understand that.

 

If she is good looking, hmmm, then it would turn me on - I guess.

 

this instead sounds very bad. Sorry bro.

 

Where in Switzerland did you life?