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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Juggernaut, Dec 7, 2009.

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  1. Juggernaut

    Juggernaut Member

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    I do not freakin understand them man. If i show how interested i am i try to hard. if i play it cool im not trying hard enough. what the hell am i supposed to do?
     
  2. ClutchCityReturns

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    Try to hook up with one of her friends. A really ugly one. If that doesn't make her jealous enough to start pursuing you, then she never wanted you in the first place.
     
  3. dkoune

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    Whip it out. nuff said. :cool:
     
  4. Shaud

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    Grab her and look her dead in her eye and tell her she's coming with you no matter what.
     
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  5. rockets934life

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    Stop trying to understand them and just do what comes natural, if all else fails buying them shoes or purses tend to work.
     
  6. BetterThanEver

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    Become a billionaire golfer. Ladies love money and golf. ;)
     
  7. v3.0

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    Tell them you're the Juggernaut, b****! :eek:
     
  8. IROC it

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    Don't try to figure them out.
     
  9. Hayesfan

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    the responses in this thread made me smile.
     
  10. surrender

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    I KEEP EM BROKE
     
  11. ClutchCityReturns

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    Don't forget the follow up.

    "You my hooker now..."

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  12. moestavern19

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    The many instances of Juggernaut b**** should not be understated enough in this thread, for it is the foundation of all that is good and wholesome.
     
  13. K LoLo

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    just tell her you're gonna have sex with someone else if she doesn't get with you



    but FOLLOW THROUGH!!!!
     
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  15. Vinsanity

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    OP, we don't have enough info to help you out here. Are you talking about American women? Or a woman from another country. They are all different, and each require different advice.
     
  16. The Drake

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    I'm surprised you've met girls who don't know who you are.

    Maybe you should tell them...?
     
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  18. BrieflySpeaking

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    You gotta play hard to get man. Beautiful girls dont like the 'needy' guys that compliment them and buy them gifts, that doesnt create attraction. Pretend their beauty is nothing new to you, poke fun at them, be cocky, be funny. Dont be a wuss!!! :mad: :cool:
     
  19. LCII

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    place her hand on your crotch. her slut instincts will kick in and she'll start rubbing it.
     
  20. The Hunted

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    Silly b****es.
     

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