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Women suck

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. Achilleus

    Achilleus Member

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    How did he wash you? Like your back or what?

    I can't imagine being washed by another man.
     
  2. A-Train

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    That might be the greatest thread derailing post ever...
     
  3. Jeff

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    In Fatty's case, women don't suck. :)
     
  4. Deckard

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    Or if they do, they suffer from a lack of experience, not that Fatty would notice. ;)
     
  5. CDogg

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    He washed me with some sandpaper or something, feels like peeling, and he touched my penis but not in a sexual way, it was really really weird but the wash was great... and the happy ending was awsome! :D
     
  6. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Okay, my day is complete after reading this post. Kudos to you, kind CDogg!
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    I agree. A normal FFB thread is kinda like a trainwreck, but CDogg brought much needed guidance.
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    Did it move?
     
  9. rrj_gamz

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    Do tell...We all want to know how your man wash went... :D
     
  10. CDogg

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    No my penis didnt move when he touch it.
     
  11. Achilleus

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    Did he at least have some sort of glove on when he touched your penis, like when you get a physical at the doctor?
     
  12. CDogg

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    and the "massage" girl looked like this :D
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    lmao.
     
  14. CDogg

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    It was some sandpaper or somethign around his hand, but he did use the other hand when he had to wash the area behind my balls, that was the awkward moment.

    Just realised i highjacked fatty's post.
     
  15. darkwarrior

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    ROFLMAO
     
  16. kaleidosky

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    jesus, sandpaper on your wang. that's not fun-sounding. but the pic sure is..
     
  17. rimbaud

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    Absolutely - we went from Fatty is a loser (again) to CDogg's fabulous story to a picture of a hot chick to even more fabulousness from CDogg. Now if we can get this moved to the STYX forum life will be perfect.
     
  18. Achilleus

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    I'm sorry for another question, but I've never heard of this before, it's really strange.

    I mean... like were you laying supine or with your legs up in the air like a little baby being cleaned by his mother? Did you make eye contact or speak to him during this process? Did you at anytime feel like you wanted him to stop?
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Not sure how you came to that conclusion. Most people on this board don't even talk to women.
     
  20. heypartner

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    no wonder you didn't respond to my post last night. I even called you out. I think I must have sensed that Fatty Fat b*stard was having a bad night. I must have been only a few blocks away.

    so, did you do her IN her Hooter's outfit, or did you peel it off, first. Allow me to live vicarously through you for a moment here.
     

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