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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, May 22, 2006.

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  1. swilkins

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    Perhaps you guys should play it safe and practice on each other first.

    Once you are confident that you have everything scripted perfect, then forget the girl. You guys always knew that no woman could fit in the same bed with both of your egos.

    Perfection settles for nothing less than a 10. You should know this.
     
    #21 swilkins, May 22, 2006
  2. Austin70

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    Is this girl going to be from Midland or Houston?
     
    #22 Austin70, May 22, 2006
  3. SWTsig

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    pretty sure i'm gonna have to steal this bit right here for future use.
     
    #23 SWTsig, May 22, 2006
  4. basso

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    actually, if everybody's cool, the DP can be a lot of fun...
     
    #24 basso, May 22, 2006
  5. Master Baiter

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    Wow, I don't know what to say to that.
     
    #25 Master Baiter, May 22, 2006
  6. mleahy999

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    Don't be selfish. No c0ckblocking.
     
    #26 mleahy999, May 22, 2006
  7. Honey Bear

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    Yeah, drinking and computers do not go together.

    LMAO @ swilkins.
     
    #27 Honey Bear, May 22, 2006
  8. macalu

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    as long as the balls don't touch...
     
    #28 macalu, May 22, 2006
  9. Lil Pun

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    The sad thing there are many females out there that would actually do it.
     
    #29 Lil Pun, May 22, 2006
  10. rocketfan83

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    A few years back the guy next door to me and my roommate told us "You cant be true friends with someone until you run a train together"..... We never talked to him again.
     
    #30 rocketfan83, May 22, 2006
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    Was he a train conductor?
     
    #31 Two Sandwiches, May 22, 2006
  12. finalsbound

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    That is one of the funniest things I've read all week. Thanks Fatty...
     
    #32 finalsbound, May 22, 2006
  13. KingCheetah

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    [​IMG]
     
    #33 KingCheetah, May 22, 2006
  14. DaDakota

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    Brokeback Fatty !
     
    #34 DaDakota, May 22, 2006
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    Wouldn't it be kind of hard to have a BrokeBack Fatt when there's alread a BrokeLeg Fatty? :D
     
    #35 Two Sandwiches, May 22, 2006
  16. Saint Louis

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    I can't come up with any sort of response, I'm laughing to hard.
     
    #36 Saint Louis, May 22, 2006
  17. thegary

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    [​IMG]
     
    #37 thegary, May 22, 2006
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a guy in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
     
    #38 Buck Turgidson, May 22, 2006
  19. rrj_gamz

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    This is funny, but man, where are the woman...I'm not sure there is a prototype, but I'm sure a lot of alcohol would be needed...Woman on this board, respond...

    Uh, are we talking two girls and one guy right? or the other one...
     
    #39 rrj_gamz, May 22, 2006
  20. macalu

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    i thought it was pretty obvious. :confused:
     
    #40 macalu, May 22, 2006
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