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Women are CrAzYyY...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by no_answer, Apr 17, 2008.

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  1. RocketsPimp

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    I can't believe no one commented on Lil Pun's cuz' story. Now that's ****ed up!
     
  2. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    You missed my post about my girlfriend jumping out of my jeep. She was punching me, kicking me, scratching me and I never lifted a hand to her other than to try to block while driving. She then tried to jump and I grabbed her only for her to rip away from me and jump out. I then carried her 150 yards to her house and rang her parents door bell. When they didn't answer I ran back to get her keys. I got back and her mom started coming after me swinging, then her dad. All while she was bloody and knocked of from the jump.

    I've been there and would never hit a woman in anger or self defense (in any situation I could imagine)
     
  3. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I was raised to never hit a woman, and in 41 years I never have. But there are crazy people out there (not just women). If a woman ever came after me with a knife, or even just a frying pan or something heavy enough to be lethal under the right circumstances, I'd try my hardest to break my fist on her face (or whatever else it takes).

    All of you "real men" can try and restrain her--I hope that works out for you. If you aren't so lucky, I hope you at least get a Darwin award.
     
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  4. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    I had an ex who was slapping me over and over and over again (pretty hard) as I was driving down the road. (She was drunk) And I kept telling her to stop, and she absolutely refused, so I slapped her rather lightly back (didn't want to do it hard, and it wasn't even possible with the way I was sitting/driving) and yelled "Stop it! See, slapping hurts!"

    After the initial shock wore off, she apologized for spazzing out, and the next day when she sobered up she said it was completely justified and probably necessary to snap her out of her rage.

    I didn't really care for that, but I had no way of restraining her or leaving the area. Car fights are dangerous.
     
  5. Gutter Snipe

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    On the hitting a woman thing...you all must have missed the Chris Rock take on it - "I'd never hit a woman, but I'd shake the ***** out of one!"

    He explained it well - there are SOME women who will push a man and keep pushing him to see if they get away with it. I'd rather not deal with it, so I'd rather just stay away from women like that.
     
  6. Miguel

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    *badumpsh*

    That made me laugh, the only reason I knew what you were talking about was "Isle" lol
     
  7. no_answer

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    Aisle. I bet you guys are spelling bee winners. :rolleyes: not
     
  8. pippendagimp

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    Was the dictionary lost and buried under one of the dirty piles of laundry in your trailer home?
     
  9. peleincubus

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    i had that same kind of thing happen to me when i was driving once. i had a celica and i told her i didnt want to see her anymore. started hitting and slapping me.

    i was already on the on ramp when this happened. then got on the highway it was raining a bit outside and she started down shifting my car and i was in front of a 18 wheeler.

    ive had a lot of girls get mad at me. but that was the worst moment i think.
     
  10. david_rocket

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    I was crazy in love with this girl, and she only used me, by passing all the exams, and almost all the works, and she didnt say anything, she didnt say "thank you" she was very mean with me, (not talking to me, when I needed something, saying to other people I did things to her, etc) but now, that I dont like her anymore, she treats me better, but I dont pass the exams or homework anymore.

    Why the women are like that?, when you threat them like a princess, they treat you like garbage, but when you treat like a normal person, they treat you better?
     
  11. no_answer

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    Something like, you don't know what you've got till it's gone.

    "That you don't know what you got till it's gone They paved paradise and put up a parking lot " dodolalala :)
     
  12. v3.0

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    She never liked you.
    You let her walk all over you.
    She thinks you're below her since you act like a pinocha around her.
    You start treating her like a normal person, bam the infatuation/sex tension is removed and now she doesn't think you're a pinocha and treats you normal.
     
  13. Jeremiah

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    Try turning the tables -all- the way around.
     
  14. TMac640

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    She just be tryin' to prevent that acidosis playa!
     
  15. ucsd

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    at least u slept w her? :p
     
  16. Codman

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    Good THread.

    When I used to live in Jersey, I met this girl at a bar and we started dating shortly after. I was immediately attracted to her because she had this fiesty sorta personality thing going on. It was hard to explain, but I liked it, almost like a Bobby Brown and Whitney relationship without the drugs.

    ....And then we stopped at Walmart one day, and I realized we wouldn't work.

    This girl, and I'm not kidding you, started screaming obscenities at this chick across the parking lot. I guess they knew and hated each other from back in the day.

    But that was only the beginning. I tried to walk us away from the other girl, but "my girl" kept walk toward her.

    Next thing I know, she takes off her shoe and starts beating this chick senseless. It was something straight out of Compton, and I was pretty embarrassed. Walmart security drove up at mach 3 speeds and eventually broke it up.

    The worst part of the thing? A girl scout stand with girls selling cookies saw and heard the whole thing. :(


    Cod
     
  17. London'sBurning

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    Note to self. Never argue with a woman in a car or any moving transportation.
     
  18. XxShadyPinkxX

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    Srsly bad idea. ;) :D
     
  19. percicles

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    Never argue with a woman at a restaurant.
    Never argue with a woman when she's preparing a meal
    Never argue with a woman at her parents/freinds/families place
    Never argue with a woman before your b-day or major holidays
    Never argue with a woman before you sleep

    I find that the best place to argue with a woman or have a break up are at:
    1) Church - no way in hell are they causing a scene there.
    2) Public Park - usually she has shades on so her crying is disguised and whimpering and screaming sounds don't travel well. And there is plenty of space to run should she start attacking you.
     
  20. finalsbound

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    i love dirk and the mavericks!

    go KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LA LAKERS ROCK!!!


    penis is good with acorns



    damn kam is hot
     

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