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Women are CrAzYyY...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by no_answer, Apr 17, 2008.

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  1. Asian Sensation

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    I got into an argument with this one hooker face that I was dating in college. She got upset got out of the car and through her stiletto like 90 mph at my side window. It shattered. Crazy B#*%&!
     
  2. RoxSqaud

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    But did she **** so good u was on top of it
     
  3. Carlos Nice

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    where was this broad when we signed Valverde !?!?!?
     
  4. bladeage

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    If a woman hits me first then I am hitting back. Plain and simple. A girl doesn't wanna get hit, then she shouldn't hit first.
     
  5. Champ Caliber

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    Exactly. Rule is only hit her as much as she hit you. Don't hit me and don't expect me not to swing back.

    Of course giving her the sharpshooter or steiner recliner is just as effective.
     
  6. Carlos Nice

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    hit this chick

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  7. SwoLy-D

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    I will ask your hubby. He won't lie to me. I can see it in his EYES. :cool:

    "Hey, man, what's the craziest chick you've ever met?" :confused:
    "No Answer. :eek:"
     
  8. finalsbound

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    I never would have guessed that THAT many of you dated psychotic women. There's a lot of down to earth, non-crazy females out there, just look in the right places.
     
  9. pippendagimp

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    what are the rite places
     
  10. moestavern19

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    Its not right to hit a woman unless she's clearly trying to kill you.

    Maybe restrain her, but I would never hit a woman.
     
  11. Franchise3

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    I think it is kinda like legal self-defense: you can only retaliate with equal or lesser force than what she used on you.
     
  12. Champ Caliber

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    Judging from that perfect knee, she's a high level martial artist, making her a walking lethal weapon. In any case if she went through that training she would be very well disciplined and would never hit me unless I posed a treat.

    If push comes to shove, you better have a taser.
     
  13. peleincubus

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    i had a girl that would go crazy if i didnt let her put it in her mouth 2-3 times a day minimum.
     
  14. ucsd

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    Thats heaven! you are crazy for complaining!
     
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    Oh man....So many things are running through my head right now.....


    I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
     
  16. RocketsMac

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    did her breast feel like a bag of sand? :eek:
     
  17. Drexlerfan22

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    Mad. Props.
     
  18. Carlos Nice

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    if by "posing a threat" you mean telling her toes look a little chunky in sandals then yes, you're right....
     
  19. plutoblue11

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    [RoxSqaud=QUOTE]Said i thought a girl looked good and she started hyperventalating[/QUOTE]

    What do u expect her do, give u hi five... :D



    [Asian Sensation=QUOTE]I got into an argument with this one hooker face that I was dating in college. She got upset got out of the car and through her stiletto like 90 mph at my side window. It shattered.[/QUOTE]

    hooker face.


    Well, when it comes to relationships I try to keep my distance sometimes, if I see a breakup on the horizon I usually just give it up.... over the years I become honest with most girls or even some of best friends who are girls....I tell them I'm not good with relationships, my longest one only has last about 2 months in half.....They ain't too good for me....the last few just ended with no reason....never cheated on the girl or did anything wrong....just ended.I'm not relationship person, and when get in them they are usually kind boring....but to me that is good thing. I'm a bit more out there when Im just running a round.

    Hard to say. I have generally been lucky to stay way for crazy chicks or hit n go. Even, if they are crazy, I try to catch it early on or any the friendship period.

    Let's see I recently went on a date with girl who was ex-con (drugs) and on probation, she talked, like black man, but she was little (5,3) white chick. She had corn-rows in her hair..... it was kind of blind date. All I'll say is looks are deceiving. She asked me to pay her phone bill, after only knowing her for a few hours.

    I met one girl offline, she seemed like real cool chick, very down-earth, somewhat gothy...I thought she would be pretty nice until she joined the military, for no reason... I told she had to be kidding (nothing else) and she threw hiss fit with me and cut her ties with me. Thing was it had nothing to do with military.

    The next girl or lady was few years older me....she was in her 40s....she was very smart and talkative. ..... And she, too was wondering if I could move in with her and help her pay to bills. I thought she was pretty nice, not bad until she pulled out a picture of a little girl who she claimed was her daughter and it was obviously magazine picture....and it was picture of a little white girl....the lady was black .... I know that there is the possiblity .... but I couldn't digest it. Before it got this point, she said that she really liked me and wanted me to date her...but she also said that if I dated her I would have to give up most of my female friends and be totally exclusive (after only knowing her) for a few days.

    I have the typical she might be pregnant, needs a place to go and she's been abused by her much older boyfriend, but is all gung ho to jump into another relationship already. Fool's Lottery contestant: Ding ding.....me.

    Back in my senior year, I had this chick as kind of semi-girlfriend and she was about one of the nicest chicks (muslim chick from the middle east) I think ever met, until I heard stories about her... she was dictator, gossip queen, and threaten to physical violence to smaller girl. She cursed like a Method Man album in front the vice principal. And had a serious nasty streak.


    Know people wonder why I don't date that much. Call me for the booty calls, occassional hang outs, and one night stands, but a serious relations and even m word....is about as likely as Ralph Nader being one of the next US presidents.
     
  20. Rockets2K

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    its not a matter of self defense.

    its a matter of being raised to not raise a hand to a woman.

    If a woman wants to hit me physically, Ill restrain her and show her the door if in my place, get the hell out if Im not.

    but I would NEVER EVER strike a woman.

    Im a southerner, and I was raised with the good parts of southern upbringing without the negatives. Fortunately for me, my parents were not racist so *that* aspect of a classic southern upbringing was left out from the beginning.

    The rest of it was intact, good manners, help your neighbors, be good to your elders and treat a woman like a lady.

    as for the topic...plenty of nutjobs, but I rarely kept them around long enough for drama. I eventually got lucky and found a sane woman who could put up with me. It can happen for you too, dont give up and settle for the crazies.
     

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