I caught one cheating on me at a party, and she went apesh!t and hit me in the face with a full, unopened 16-oz beer can. It exploded on me and gave me a black eye. I told one that I didn't want her doing X and she went crazy, spit in my face, and scratched the hell out of my chest. I still have scars. The same girl tried to strangle me and left long scratches on my neck. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at her when she got mad. I had one try to run me over with her car. I had to jump over a fence to get away. I'm not sure if I attracted the crazies or if I just made them nuts. My wife is nothing like this. I worked with a guy who was dating this other girl who we also worked with. I warned him not to **** where you eat (SWTsig, you reading this?) but he ignored me. The relationship went bad and she slapped a sexual harassment charge on him. He ended up getting fired. This wasn't a normal job, either. He was getting his PhD and was almost done. His career is probably ruined.
I can honestly say that I've never had a single experience with a "crazy" chic in my life. I just choose not to get involved with them. Either that, or I break up with them at the very first hint of them being like that. I have no tolerance for that kind of crap in my life.
It almost always works that way with crazy chicks. So after dating the loony toons, your wife is normal? Cool, there's hope for me yet in meeting a gal that isn't living on Neptune. That sucks for your buddy at work. Might as well go ahead and choke a b**** at least to earn it
"...what's up with all you idiots with crazy women !?!? my women are pure and untouched...this Zion place ain't half bad if you ask me..." sincerely, Warren S. Jeffs Founder, Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
To be fair though. J was a pimp in his days so I'm sure the number of crazy b**ches he has gotten with is more then most simply because of his volume. Anyway I can prove all women are crazy with a simple theorem. Remember those from geometry back in the day? Here goes 1. If you plan a murder you get a harder sentence then if you commit a crime of passion. 2. If you commit a crime of passion, because you act with your feelings and not with sound thinking. 3. Since you acted on your feelings you get less time, because you were crazy at the time. 4. A woman makes decisions based on how they are feeling and not logical thinking. 5. Therefore woman always make crazy decisions. 6. Therefore all b**ches be crazy!!!!!
Hence no one ever going Lorana Bobbit on me so that now I can still HAVE a sex life. Seriously, there's something to be said for steady poontang. In my 6 years of college, I only had 3 girlfriends. Keep in mind, the more you are with a chic, the more open [insert joke here] you both become to experimentation...if you catch my drift...
Why do all women think they are wifey material!? I will never understand it. I know dudes would tell a woman, "honesty, I aint interested in a relationship" and from there he admits what he's all about. But these women go around sleeping with the 85 Broncos and then go about wondering why they can't find a good man, men are dogs(or worse, n****z aint s***), he aint on my level, etc. 90-95% of them aint worth my daily s*** anyway. To the ones who have a good wife they can enjoy, kudos to you. I never personally had a woman do anything to me beyond eating my cheesecake(a cardinal sin), but I've more than seen my fair share of events.... in my own room. One girl was pretending to be sick so my friend won't see her for the day. He comes by my room on campus, she nearby in some dude room in the building besides mine. So he questions her about it, she gets mad, comes to my room to confront him. Me and my roommate leave them alone yet snickering(I guess this really riled her up), next thing you know, she slaps him and then he stomping her out in the living room. WTF!! Same girl was left with his car and stayed in his apartment a few summers back since she went summer classes and he went home. She letting another dude drive his car and sleeping in his bed while he gone(yet these are the same type of girls claim to be wifey material) One crazy girl wrecked the entire living room being mad at my roommate, and this was 2 days into my freshman year. I don't know bout in Houston, but I guess here in the Southeast dudes aren't hesitant to put hands on a b**** if necessary. I done seen a dude trying to walk away from 3 drunk girls picking a fight and slapping him for stepping on someone shoe. He had no choice but Mike Tyson all of them.
To be honest, I have never had anything too crazy happen with the opposite sex. Now my friends on the other hand... 1. My cousin started dating this girl once and one day he was asleep in the bed. When he woke up, a fresh, newborn baby was laying right beside him. Yes, the girl was pregnant, had the baby in her bathroom, and then laid it there like it was no unusual and it wasn't even his. They eventually went to the hospital and the doctor actually said she did a remarkable job having no health care training or experience. 2. One of my friends went through a nasty divorce and his wife proceeded to email him pics and videos of her and her new lover. He was really in love so he didn't keep them he just deleted them (crazy on his part). He was awarded the house in the divorce settlement and she sloppily plastered wallpaper and bordering over the walls of the house while pouring bleach all over the carpet.
I completely understand what you're saying I dated a girl once who would get pissed off and throw whatever was around or if I was in arms reach who slap or just punch me in the face. She would also grab my shirt and choke the crap out of me. (I lost probably 10 shirts this way). WTF are you supposed to do about that? Women know men aren't suppose to hit them so they f**king take advantage by hitting you first and then waiting for you to retaliate so they can call the cops. I used to just push her off me but she was so damn clumsy she'd trip and hit a table or chair and act like I'm the one attacking her!
I had someone key my car all the way around it. Well, it wasn't even my car, it was my sisters, and I was just using it temporarily. And she knew that.
I feel you man. A friend of mine once hit a girl who went off on him physically while he was driving. He said he had to choice but to strike back or risk killing them both in a car crash. She then started to cry and said something to the effect of 'wait 'til I tell my daddy.' My buddy marched right up to the door and told her father for her. To top it off, her dad said it wasn't the first time something like this had happened! Some chicks truly are bat-s**t-f***ing crazy, and I just don't get it.
.. Keep in mind, the more you are with a chic, the more open [insert joke here] you both become to experimentation...if you catch my drift...[/QUOTE] I can understand what you are saying on that, but some of the freakiest stuff I have ever done has been on one night stands. As for crazy chicks, the worst I have ever had deal with was an ex that would hide at the end of my apt complex while I was having keggers. It was funny, someone would tell me she was there and sure enough you would see a head pop around the corner of a bush. Just weird.
me, rrj_dmr@hotmail.com... Too many to mention, but the girl I'm seeing now likes the mavs...That b*tch is f'd up... btw, crazy b*tches are the best in bed...I guess that's why i'm always with one...
Truth. That sorta reminds me of some stuff my ex did, especially the 70 hours a week bit. My ex definitely pulled some ridiculous stuff. First of all, in general, whenever she gave me a gift, it wasn't ever really for me... it was for her. It's like a husband giving his wife a vacuum cleaner, but in reverse. "Babe... I don't need another blanket. I get WARM at night, not cold." "But I get cold, and I'm over here all the time!" "Errr... thanks?" And, I was basically pulling 70 hour weeks EVERY week and sleeping 4 hours a night when I was with her. Did she understand? No, despite the fact that I was using that money to pay for all HER stuff, and we had plans for me to pay her way through grad school. Instead she constantly complained that we "never got up early enough" on Saturday mornings. b****, I need some damn sleep, I don't get 9 per night like you do! And she always complained that I didn't "find enough stuff for us to do." Right. It's not enough that I'm pulling 70 hours a week, paying for everything, taking her out to dinner all the time... I also have to be her 24/7 entertainer, apparently. God forbid I want a quiet weekend to just chill. I never realized how much money I had until she was gone. It's been nice.
