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Women Advice (HELP)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smallz88, Jan 8, 2003.

  1. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Your ass must be a full length mirror, 'cuz I can see every inch of me in it.
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Damn, people on this BBS make me laugh so many times a day :D.

    Edit: Same goes for Pole's post :D.
     
  3. PhiSlammaJamma

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    What she is saying is that she wants to date you. Lot's of people do this. Just date and be open to the fact that you both will see other people. Dating can still lead to boyfriend girlfriend.

    Typically I've become boyfriend girlfriend within 2 months, but some people date much longer than that.

    If you are not interested in dating, then forget about it. You can end the relationship or you can still be friends without getting atttached. The latter is hard but not impossible. Just think of her as your buddy instead of your conquest.
     
  4. A-Train

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    NEVER get too emotionally attached to a chick in high school. They'll rip your heart out and dissect it in 3rd period A&P.
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

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    Not only in high school (do I sound bitter :D)!
     
  6. JuanValdez

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    This thread makes me sad. We have a kid who seems to actually be looking to do the respectable thing and all he gets is a "I think you can score from here" chorus.

    For the record, it sounds to me like you can score from here. But, it may not be the best thing for you or for her. She's asking for it, but may regret it later. I've known too many girls that age who didn't even know how to look after their own interests. I know next to nothing about her, but it's a pattern I've seen repeated a number of times.

    I don't have any advice for you either way. Just a warning to do things for the right reasons (eggings from old men on a basketball BBS would not fall into that category, btw :p ).
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    What do you expect, asking a bunch of horny nerds who are sitting in front of a computer, probably one window open with the Clutch BBS and another one with Internet p*rn...how can we give any other advice!!! :D
     
  8. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    classic :rolleyes:
     
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Oooh, yeah baby, use that finger to....****, wrong window. :mad:
     
  10. A-Train

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    Show me a high school boy that's not trying to get his noodle wet, and I'll show you a liar. :D
     
  11. Another Brother

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    Tonight, casually mention your penis in conversation. Immediately afterwards take both your shoes off, prop them up on the table, drop a spoon on the floor then cackle wildly as your toes flick to the beat.
     
  12. heypartner

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    For the record, my advice came fresh from an internet chat room that I like to hang out at during the afternoon. I posted your question there. So, you see, my advice was not really from an old man on a basketball bbs.
     
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    But JV, in these younger generations, girls often learn to masturbate way before age 17.
     
  14. AroundTheWorld

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    B-Bob, that's not funny. My sister just told me my 5yr old niece was taught how to do it from her 5yr old best friend. Her friend is an only child from lesbian parents. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    But the friend actually has a name for it: "Come on Olivia, let's biddlebop." OK, now if she got that word from some New Age children's book floating around the self-actualizing world of lesbian parents...then, there's something wrong with that.
     
  16. A-Train

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    LOL!! Well, I doubt that "stroking the beaver" would be applicable to five year olds. :D
     
  17. don grahamleone

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    I've tried that twice and still no luck. Perhaps my cackle is not the right one. Maybe I don't have the confident look in my eye. Well, if at first you suceed, then stick with that ****...
     
  18. don grahamleone

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    This guy sounds more grown up than me at 17. I'd leave a girl if it meant free beer at this point in my life. Perhaps that's a different issue though. What was I talking about, oh, settling down, what the??? I was once like you my friend and if I could go back in time I'd slap myself in da face, twice.
     
  19. SmeggySmeg

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    smallz,

    i say go out with her for a while and then for some minor reason just give up on her, let her think you are still on but ignore her, you know how to do this ;)
     
  20. arno_ed

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    Smallz.
    it depents on what you want of her. If you want a serious relationship (what i'm after with a girl), you should wait and give her time if she wants it. don't rush. and finfd out if she really want that.

    if you just want to have a good time, than just go ahead, and have a good time, and just go out and do stuf. than it doesn't matter she does not want a boyfriend.
    i hope htis help a bit
     

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