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Woman wants co-worker charged with sex crime after what he did to her coffee

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  1. Zboy

    Zboy Contributing Member

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    No ****. Where do you think semen comes from?
     
  2. Cohete Rojo

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    It's Minnesota. It's the Alabama of the midwest. Don't expect too much from them.
     
  3. cheke64

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    Alpha as hell. I've heard of feces being dumped in lawn but nothing like this
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    It was about time for her to wake up and smell the coffee.
     
  5. Zboy

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    Lind was a hardware manager. *snicker*

    "Lind, seen at right, manages the store’s plumbing and heating department." *snicker*

    Lind also reported that last year, “I graduated c*m Laude from Metropolitan State University with a BAS in Computer Forensics.” *snicker*

    Following Lind’s interrogation, officers told the victim that he had admitted to tampering with her coffee. “I knew it,” she replied. “I have drank his semen." *snicker*

    She has seen drippings in and under her desk on multiple occasions,” the complaint notes. *snicker*


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  6. dback816

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    What's so funny about this situation? Are you just defending him because he's out of shape, works a boring job and therefore totally relatable to your own crcimstuances?
     
  7. Cannonball

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    Did you see what he looks like?

    Besides, he admitted he did it because he was attracted to her.

    Yeah, I don't get it either, but she's not making it up.
     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    This is a pretty sad story when you think about it. Given their relative attractiveness, if not for his mental illness, they miggghhht have became an item.
     
  9. Zboy

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    Sorry to be a grammar nazi but it should be "becum", not "became".
     

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