Woman wants co-worker charged with sex crime after what he did to her coffee

No ****. Where do you think semen comes from?

 

It's Minnesota. It's the Alabama of the midwest. Don't expect too much from them.

 

Alpha as hell. I've heard of feces being dumped in lawn but nothing like this

 

It was about time for her to wake up and smell the coffee.

 

Lind was a hardware manager. *snicker*

"Lind, seen at right, manages the store’s plumbing and heating department." *snicker*

Lind also reported that last year, “I graduated c*m Laude from Metropolitan State University with a BAS in Computer Forensics.” *snicker*

Following Lind’s interrogation, officers told the victim that he had admitted to tampering with her coffee. “I knew it,” she replied. “I have drank his semen." *snicker*

She has seen drippings in and under her desk on multiple occasions,” the complaint notes. *snicker*

 

What's so funny about this situation? Are you just defending him because he's out of shape, works a boring job and therefore totally relatable to your own crcimstuances?

 

Did you see what he looks like?

Besides, he admitted he did it because he was attracted to her.

Yeah, I don't get it either, but she's not making it up.

 

This is a pretty sad story when you think about it. Given their relative attractiveness, if not for his mental illness, they miggghhht have became an item.

 

Sorry to be a grammar nazi but it should be "becum", not "became".