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Woman wants co-worker charged with sex crime after what he did to her coffee

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  1. moestavern19

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    This lower life form should gladly accept the added protein her dominant superior offered her.
     
    #21 moestavern19, Aug 20, 2015
  2. Kim

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    There was a thread here years ago about a grocery store employee who did this to free greek yogurt samples. I'm pretty sure he got arrested after some woman figured out the taste.
     
    #22 Kim, Aug 20, 2015
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    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5773916

    Best quote:

    An STD is more likely than not if his semen smells and tastes like spoiled cream.
     
    #23 bobloblaw, Aug 20, 2015
  4. marky :)

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    I like this quote:

    "When asked why he did this, Lind said he thought it was a way to get [the victim] to notice him," the court documents state.

    Well it worked.
     
    #24 marky :), Aug 20, 2015
  5. Cannonball

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    In case you were wondering what this Casanova looked like.

    [​IMG]
     
    #25 Cannonball, Aug 20, 2015
  6. RedRedemption

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    I've always wanted a little protein in my coffee.
     
    #26 RedRedemption, Aug 20, 2015
  7. Rocketman95

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    The man speaks from experience!
     
    #27 Rocketman95, Aug 20, 2015
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    #28 Invisible Fan, Aug 20, 2015
  9. Zboy

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    So she figured out that the coffee creamer was spoiled and it tasted like semen but she continued drinking it for 6 months?
     
    #29 Zboy, Aug 20, 2015
  10. marky :)

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    Bet if it was coming from an attractive male she wouldn't have a problem drinking the coffee.
     
    #30 marky :), Aug 20, 2015
  11. bobloblaw

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    I would go to the doctor if I could suddenly smell my ejaculate (and it smelled like "spoiled cream").
     
    #31 bobloblaw, Aug 20, 2015
  12. Haymitch

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    So she would just pour herself some coffee in her office and then just leave it for long periods of time? With the intention of coming back to drink her then room-temperature coffee?
     
    #32 Haymitch, Aug 20, 2015
  13. Haymitch

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    Mine smells like crème brûlée.
     
    #33 Haymitch, Aug 20, 2015
  14. Cannonball

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    I doubt he jerked off into it every day. Her coffee probably tasted normal on most days.
     
    #34 Cannonball, Aug 20, 2015
  15. bobloblaw

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    She has a Contigo Autoseal thermos. They keep coffee hot for a long ass time. What's concerning to me is that this man removed her lid before coming inside.
     
    #35 bobloblaw, Aug 20, 2015
  16. Zboy

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    Unless someone is torching your penis, that burning sensation is STD.
     
    #36 Zboy, Aug 20, 2015
  17. Zboy

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    She though he did it because he was attracted to her.

    LOL.

    [​IMG]
     
    #37 Zboy, Aug 20, 2015
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    The lady in question...

    [​IMG]
     
    #38 AroundTheWorld, Aug 20, 2015
  19. Zboy

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    c*m again?
     
    #39 Zboy, Aug 20, 2015
  20. Mr. Brightside

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    I don't get why he was jerking off directly into the coffee cup. He should have done it beforehand and then spiked her drink. Better chance of not getting caught. This man has balls.
     
    #40 Mr. Brightside, Aug 20, 2015
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