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Woman wants co-worker charged with sex crime after what he did to her coffee

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  1. moestavern19

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    This lower life form should gladly accept the added protein her dominant superior offered her.
     
  2. Kim

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    There was a thread here years ago about a grocery store employee who did this to free greek yogurt samples. I'm pretty sure he got arrested after some woman figured out the taste.
     
  3. bobloblaw

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    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5773916

    Best quote:

    An STD is more likely than not if his semen smells and tastes like spoiled cream.
     
  4. marky :)

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    I like this quote:

    "When asked why he did this, Lind said he thought it was a way to get [the victim] to notice him," the court documents state.

    Well it worked.
     
  5. Cannonball

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    In case you were wondering what this Casanova looked like.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. RedRedemption

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    I've always wanted a little protein in my coffee.
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    The man speaks from experience!
     
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    So she figured out that the coffee creamer was spoiled and it tasted like semen but she continued drinking it for 6 months?
     
  10. marky :)

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    Bet if it was coming from an attractive male she wouldn't have a problem drinking the coffee.
     
  11. bobloblaw

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    I would go to the doctor if I could suddenly smell my ejaculate (and it smelled like "spoiled cream").
     
  12. Haymitch

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    So she would just pour herself some coffee in her office and then just leave it for long periods of time? With the intention of coming back to drink her then room-temperature coffee?
     
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    Mine smells like crème brûlée.
     
  14. Cannonball

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    I doubt he jerked off into it every day. Her coffee probably tasted normal on most days.
     
  15. bobloblaw

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    She has a Contigo Autoseal thermos. They keep coffee hot for a long ass time. What's concerning to me is that this man removed her lid before coming inside.
     
  16. Zboy

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    Unless someone is torching your penis, that burning sensation is STD.
     
  17. Zboy

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    She though he did it because he was attracted to her.

    LOL.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    The lady in question...

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Zboy

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    c*m again?
     
  20. Mr. Brightside

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    I don't get why he was jerking off directly into the coffee cup. He should have done it beforehand and then spiked her drink. Better chance of not getting caught. This man has balls.
     

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