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Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BigSherv, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. ReD_1

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  2. BigSherv

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    maybe she got one of these?
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  3. playlife

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    no thanks...don't want the pics
     
  4. codell

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    gives new meaning to the term "**** or get off the pot"
     
  5. Yonkers

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    Well, it's better than those fat asses that are stuck in bed. At least when she took a dump she could just flush. What do those guys in bed do?
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    I wonder what she voted in the "crumple" or "fold" poll. :confused:
    I would like to call an objection to this post and demand we have some pics. :eek:
     
  7. Royals Ego

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    i wouldnt mind some pics
     
  8. playlife

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    Well here you go
    NFSW(hope I don't get banned or something)
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  9. famicom

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    Is there any place better to be stuck for 2 years?
     
  10. Invisible Fan

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    The boyfriend must've broke new tolerances on kinky/nasty.
     
  11. Smokey

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    Just imagine how disgusting the toilet must be after 2 years of no cleaning.
     
  12. Drewdog

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    Most constipated woman ever I suppose.

    "Honey, you still in there?"

    Well damn shes been in there for 2 years, maybe I should call for some help...

    Amazing.... and sad at the same time.

    :eek: :confused: :mad: :D :rolleyes:
     
  13. Rocket River

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    Reminds me of that episode of Nip Tuck
    with the Obese lady stuck to the couch

    Rocket River
     
  14. Tom Bombadillo

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    Did she flush?
     
  15. R0ckets03

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    holy sheet!
     
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    A dramatic rescue ended tragically in Florida Wednesday when a woman died after being stuck to her couch.

    Rescuers responded to a call at the Martin County home of a woman who was having trouble breathing.

    The difficulty arose when emergency workers failed, after six hours, to dislodge 480-pound Gayle Laverne Grinds, from the couch in her home.

    Workers said the home was filthy, and Grinds, 40, was too large to get up from the couch, even to use the bathroom.

    Authorities estimate that she had been on the couch anywhere from two to six years. Her skin had reportedly grafted to the fabric in the couch.

    Rescuers removed a sliding glass door in order to lift the couch, with the woman on it, and load it onto a trailer behind a pickup truck.

    She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, Orlando, still attached to the couch.

    A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity.

    http://www.nbc5.com/news/3646642/detail.html

    This is even greater!
     
  17. Apollo Creed

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    Sounds crappy.
     
  18. LonghornFan

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    So, ummm...where did he go #2 if she was hoggin' the toilet? You can pee in the yard, but poo...no.
     
  19. Invisible Fan

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    It said her legs were atrophied. He probably squeezed some through.
     
  20. BetterThanI

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    I'm sorry, but this sounds like he was keeping her there on purpose. He admits he brought her food and water, yet he never went into the room? He didn't see her legs atrophy? He didn't notice that her skin was grafting to the seat? And you can't tell me that toilet didn't stink to high heaven. He didn't once enter the room to see if she was safe? He must have wanted her in there for some reason or another. Sick. Sounds like they BOTH need mental help. :(
     

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