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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fadeaway, Mar 19, 2008.

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  1. soulsong999

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    Who thinks this woman is better w/ her old anus?

    I do. Her old anus knew its role and fitted perfectly in her system. It kept on working even after her leg iso'ed her. You just don't trade an old anus for a new one for trading's sake.
     
    #41 soulsong999, Mar 20, 2008
  2. rocketsjudoka

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    The worst part is her insurance might not even cover it as I hear she has a hole in her coverage.
     
    #42 rocketsjudoka, Mar 20, 2008
  3. RocketsPimp

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    No joke. Who didn't come up with that ASSociation right off the bat?
     
    #43 RocketsPimp, Mar 20, 2008
  4. Pistol Pete

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    I heard the patient told her nurse that when the woke up from surgery that she'd like to enjoy a fresh brownie and the nurse misheard that and ordered her a fresh brown eye.
     
    #44 Pistol Pete, Mar 20, 2008
  5. Pistol Pete

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    Let's not blame this all on the doctor, he may have received a "tainted" chart.
     
    #45 Pistol Pete, Mar 20, 2008
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    Exactly. The old anus fit much better under the salary cap-in-her-ass. Plus she had its Turd Rights.
     
    #46 RunninRaven, Mar 20, 2008
  7. moestavern19

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    She needs to trade with the Knicks, Lord knows they'll trade one ******* for another.
     
    #47 moestavern19, Mar 20, 2008
  8. LegendZ3

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    I heard she's going to be in the new movie "1 girl 2 cups".
     
    #48 LegendZ3, Mar 20, 2008
  9. RunninRaven

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    Winner
     
    #49 RunninRaven, Mar 20, 2008
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    This facility needs to get their asses in right order
     
    #50 Shroopy2, Mar 20, 2008
  11. soulsong999

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    She can no longer continue streaking, as some are starting to see double and get confused.

    Not that they should care... she never felt comfortable sitting on a bandwagon like them, and now even more so.
     
    #51 soulsong999, Mar 20, 2008
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