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Woman declares she is god, attempts to open airplane door while in-flight

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by No Worries, Mar 6, 2018.

  1. No Worries

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    Her rights of Freedom of Religion were violated. Upcoming slam dunk lawsuit.
     
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  3. No Worries

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    Her god given right to fly was violated.
     
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    That's ridiculous.

    Everyone knows that I'm God.
     
  5. Snow Villiers

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    It almost went dine :eek:
     
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    "What does God need with an airplane?" - James Kirk
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    This is taking female empowerment a tad too far.
     
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    Was she sitting next to the naked dude masturbating?
     
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    What if she was God?
     
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    if someone asks you if you're a god , you say yes.
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    only the best gifs!
     
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    Based God was on the same plane as me from IAH to LAX. Obviously I was sitting in steerage. With this guidance and wisdom, we reached safely.
     
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    sounds like she was off her meds and hope she gets the care she needs
     
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    Is it blasphemy to pray for Her?
     
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    Put your arms around me douchbag....

     
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    Screaming A Smith yes?
     
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    You need to pray TO her.
     
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    We used to do more experiments in this country. Now we are so afraid of the consequences that we shut them down before they can test their theories. Shame.
     
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    Ohhhh shiii--
     

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