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[Wiping Hand] Which are you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Feb 11, 2007.

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  1. bigbadjon_e

    bigbadjon_e Member

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    I'm a righty who does his deed with his right hand. I've used newspaper, tissues, paper towels, pages from a bible, but no puppies. Does any body wash it off in the shower? If it is too big of a mess while at home, I'll just jump in the shower. Good thing I'm a clean freak, or else I would have one of the nastiest tubs in the world.
     
    #61 bigbadjon_e, Jan 30, 2008
  2. nyquil82

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    I'm a righty, but Wright, my butler, wipes for me.

    Seriously, though, I knew a guy whose maid wiped his ass for him until he was 13. And you thought your job sucked.
     
    #62 nyquil82, Jan 31, 2008
  3. bladeage

    bladeage Member

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    I tried with the right. Couldn't do it.
     
    #63 bladeage, Jun 10, 2010
  4. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Jesus? :confused:

    dead thread is dead... until now...
     
    #64 SwoLy-D, Jun 10, 2010
  5. Nero

    Nero Member

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    WHAT FOUL THREAD NECROMANCY IS THIS??

    BEGONE, UNCLEAN THING! AND RETURN NO MORE!
     
    #65 Nero, Jun 10, 2010
  6. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Lovelace???? :confused:
     
    #66 SwoLy-D, Jun 10, 2010
  7. ChumpCity

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    Yeah, talk about a crappy job......See what i did there?? :grin:


    FTR, Both/Both.....depends on which side the roll is on. Convenience is everything
     
    #67 ChumpCity, Jun 10, 2010
  8. BEAT LA

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    Wash first and your ass will have my respect.
     
    #68 BEAT LA, Jun 10, 2010
  9. AroundTheWorld

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    Cleverly disguised "are you a muslim" thread ;).
     
    #69 AroundTheWorld, Jun 10, 2010
  10. bladeage

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    Baha!
     
    #70 bladeage, Jun 10, 2010
  11. BEAT LA

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    You know it's good to use a lot of toilet paper.

    Just wipe.
     
    #71 BEAT LA, Jun 11, 2010
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