[Wiping Hand] Which are you?

I'm a righty who does his deed with his right hand. I've used newspaper, tissues, paper towels, pages from a bible, but no puppies. Does any body wash it off in the shower? If it is too big of a mess while at home, I'll just jump in the shower. Good thing I'm a clean freak, or else I would have one of the nastiest tubs in the world.

 

I'm a righty, but Wright, my butler, wipes for me.

Seriously, though, I knew a guy whose maid wiped his ass for him until he was 13. And you thought your job sucked.

 

Jesus?

dead thread is dead... until now...

 

WHAT FOUL THREAD NECROMANCY IS THIS??

BEGONE, UNCLEAN THING! AND RETURN NO MORE!

 

Lovelace????

 

Yeah, talk about a crappy job......See what i did there?? :grin:


FTR, Both/Both.....depends on which side the roll is on. Convenience is everything

 

Wash first and your ass will have my respect.

 

Cleverly disguised "are you a muslim" thread .

 

You know it's good to use a lot of toilet paper.

Just wipe.