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[Wiping Hand] Which are you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Right handed, and use wet wipes.......

    Ever since my kids were babies and we ran out of TP and I had to use wipes.....I am hooked......

    Got to treat my A$$ with respect !!

    DD
     
  2. Manny Ramirez

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    Right-handed and use right hand to wipe. It would be weird for me to use my left hand just to wipe my ass when I use my right hand for everything else.
     
  3. swilkins

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    Right/Right

    A thread about wiping and everyone is like uuuhhh-ok.

    I love this BBS.
     
  4. bladeage

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    since we are on the subject... what is the weirdest thing anyones ever wiped with? newspaper? kleenex? towels? a puppy?
     
  5. Tonaaayyyy

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    if you're right handed.. and you wipe with your left... thats a little bit risky!
     
  6. superden

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    You sound confused.
     
  7. professorjay

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    I'm right handed. In a Seinfeld voice: I can't write w/ my left hand, why would I wipe w/ my left hand? I need way more precision w/ the second activity!

    I just made that up. I'm a genius, I know. :rolleyes: BTW, don't we have enough threads to cover all aspects of bowel movements now? I hope so.
     
  8. univac hal

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    Right and right

    I hold it with my left when I'm peeing, though. The guy in Gattaca is WRONG :D

    Newspaper, check. A4-sized documents, check. Leaves, check.
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    You are just like me. I consider myself left handed though. I say it comes down to which hand you write with.

    Do you know if you are right or left eye dominant? Here is how to test:
    http://www.archeryweb.com/archery/eyedom.htm

    So I write with my left but I am right eye dominant.

    There is another way to test for eye hand dominance. When I was a kid my parents wanted to know which hand etc I was. The family doctor told my mom to put a empty paper towel holder on a table and then tell me to pick it up and look though it (not telling me it was a test). I picked it up with my left hand and looked though it with my right eye. She just said "I give up". It kind of sums a lot of things up.

    I also use the cpu mouse with my right hand which comes in handy because I can write and surf the net etc at the same time.
     
  10. Manny Ramirez

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    Poor SwoLy - his whole life is a constant ball of confusion. :p :D
     
  11. Oski2005

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    I'm a righty who uses his left. Funny thing, I thought about this a while back and assumed I just naturally did it because I didn't want the same hand I primarily eat with to be one that spends so much time in my ass. I tried wiping with my right though and I couldn't do it. It was like trying to write left handed.
     
  12. MayoRocket

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    Yeah, it does! LOL!
     
  13. rrj_gamz

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    Right/Right...Also, who stands up...c'mon raise your hand...
     
  14. bladeage

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    stands up to poop or stands up to wipe?
     
  15. professorjay

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    In public bathrooms I hold a position where my rear is a few inches above the seat. I have very strong thighs and buttocks now. I think I could do those kung fu horse stances or whatever for an hour.
     
  16. A_3PO

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    [Hand raised]. Don't ask me why because I won't tell you.
     
  17. rrj_gamz

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    Wiping ... If you can poop standing, props...
     
  18. Sishir Chang

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    I'm fairly ambidextrous and can write with either hand although for practical purposes I use my right since most tablets and the way our left to right text goes its easier to write right handed. I used to use a mouse either handed but most laptops the mouse port and/or USB ports are on the right hand side of the computer so it works easier if the mouse is on the right hand side.

    For those of you who are ambidextrous while growing up did your parents make you use your right hand? When I was growing up I would eat left handed and my parents would make me eat right handed.
     
  19. MR. MEOWGI

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    No. But eating has always been weird for me. I cut with my right hand and use the fork with my left and eat with my left. I don't cut with my left then drop the knife and use my fork. I laugh at those people.

    I learned to play guitar right-handed (not very well) even though it was natural for me to play left. My dad bought me a right handed guitar not even thinking about me being left handed so I just went ahead and learned on that. I have always wondered if I would have been better if I had learned to play left. O well.

    But being left handed kind of sucked with the spirals and notebooks not being practical for lefties. Although I do use scissors right handed.. It can be weird in a classroom of 30 when you look around and you are the only one writing with their left hand. You know you are destined to be an oddball. :)
     
  20. Invisible Fan

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    You're a year too late...
     

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