Winnie Cooper is a math genius

I never thought she was that hot back in the day but I think she got better looking over the years.

 

I want to see her without makeup before I start throwing postulates.

 

My isosceles just went hypotenuse.

 

look...those parallel lines just angled upward.

sorry bout my lame math joke. i hate math.

i prefer javascript in this situation:

var Surfguy, Mini, six = "6", nine = "9", sixnine;

Surfguy = six;
Mini = nine;

sixnine = Surfguy + Mini;

alert(sixnine);

 

I'd bisect her right angles.

 

I'd let -

uh, I'd show her -

No wait, I mean, when you divide by -

...

Man, **** math. She's hot.

 

That joke blows.

I'd like to feel the function of her curves.

 

You win sir.

 

I'd like to flunk her four times and ruin my GPA, then switch my major to business.

 

If she were my math tutor, I would take nothing but math, math and more math.

 

Everyone here (including myself) has as much a chance of solving the square root of pi before getting a chance to put your tangent in her cosine.

 

I thought I remembered reading somewhere she was about to pop out a kid soon.

 

cosin'd

 

I'd like to calculate the area under her curves.

 

Not to ruin the fun, but I thought this was old news

 

i would let her integrate my 1 into her 0

 

I'd totally have hot sweaty, crazy sex with her, and it would be nuts and I would be all like, "Man, I'm totally f-ing Winnie from the Wonder Years! Hell yes!"



....isosceles.

 

I'm loving the math jokes, but I really don't think she's that hot. Certainly not bad, but...something about her face has always bothered me.

 

i bet she really knows how to work with significant digits.

 

PROVE: That Danica McKellar aka Winnie Cooper will make love to the average poster of clutchfans.

GIVEN:

Danica McKellar looks like


The average poster on clutchfans looks like

PROOF:

1. Heterosexual men are attracted to beautiful women due to the law of sexual attraction
2. due to "GIVEN"
3. also due to "GIVEN"
4. Average poster on clutchfans (step 3) wants Danica (step 2) to get to this point - also due to the law of sexual attraction
5. Yet due to the looks of the average clutchfans poster and the ridiculous hotness of Danica, this proof has reached its end and this is due to REALITY.

CONCLUSION:

The proof cannot be completed and belongs in the same class of unsolvable math problems such as showing that P = NP.