Will your family/friends be glad when it's all over?

Then fire your wife...

 

TRADE MY WIFE !!

MOREY GET IT DONE

 

my wife is about to throw me off the roof of our apt complex, she hates the rockets as much as i love them b/c of how moody and irritated i get watching their games.

 

Yes the bodies of a few of my family members have come up missing since the playoffs started.

 

I'm sure my mom will be glad that my dad and I will no longer be yelling at the TV and I won't be screaming empty death threats toward the refs. Probably doesn't help her fall asleep.

 

Now that I am in the real world, results don't bother me as much. I don't live and die with the Rockets like I used to.

Back in 1997 however, man, I was a complete fanatic. I remember when the Rockets nearly blew their big lead in Game 7 vs Seattle, I was flipping out.

 

same...

 

Yeah, my wife hopes and prays that the Rockets will lose the series so these damn playoffs can be over for me.

 

haha ouch.

 

Nolan Ryan. I'll never forget when he put ol boy in a headlock and pummeled his face.

As for Kurt Schilling, that was fake blood they put on his sock to make him look like an hero.

 

dude its never over and u guys know it....

but my wife is a step further......games are screaming sesssions in my living room and she knows this......

but she sees me on this damn site season in....season out.....preseason.........u name it and that really perplexes/bugs her

she calls it me "bloggin" on the rockets and calls me a fanatic to all that will listen........pretty emabarrasing....she cant believe i actually reply and type on this board day after day and tries to embarrass me every chance she gets to fam and friends.......LOL

shes also a dreaded KOBE and Fakers fan and loves to rub it in to me every win they accumulate, so u know its gonna be war and this house will part like the red sea if we get it done tonight!!!!!

 

Our wives should get together sometime, they have a lot in common....

 

Two for one deal?

 

I live in Utah so you'd better believe it's changing my behavior - I have to deal with these pansies around here.

You'd better believe that if we face the Lakers i'm never going to stop hearing about the Jazz-Lakers series compared to ours.

During game nights I lock myself in my room with my Landry jersey on and my TV blaring. They are my nights of peace and renewing of the soul.

 

I said you'd better believe twice. I guess I was pretty serious when I was typing that.

 

My Girlfriend sometimes is in bad moods after Rockets loss'. She loves basketball

I, on the other hand, do not take it as seriously for a period of time. Im pissed then I get over it. But when our elimination game is here and we are out. It will be a long effect.

 

Me and my wife watch the game together, so theres no problems there. The thing I hate is the long boring offseasons. So I'm actually looking forward to a long playoff run. GO ROCKETS!!!!!

 

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

 

May I suggest keeping her in the basement until the series is over? That should suffice.