Actually, the best way for a man to prevent getting a woman pregnant.... ....is to smoke a ton of dope, morning noon and night. Keeps that sperm count solidly in negative numbers...and it feels good too!!
Hmmm. Good to know. Maybe I'll give it a shot and start smoking pot 24 hours a day. I've already started using cocaine because of Jeff's thread. This bbs has had such a positive influence on my life! Thanks Clutch!!
I've heard that soaking in a hot tub kills your soldiers...plus, having a hot tub at your house is pretty much an automatic lay...
You prefer them unwrapped? Cool. Most men prefer sex that way. Heck, any man would, given the choice, as long as safety (STDs) and pregnancy wasn't an issue. Kudos for honesty! Thankfully, my wife and I don't have any of those issues to worry about. I'm just damn glad that when I (we) were running amok in the hippie era, you couldn't catch anything that wasn't curable with a shot. And the pill made pregnancy a non-issue (except in extremely rare cases), as long as you (the woman) remembered to take them. I think men should have the option of a pill, so the onus isn't all on the woman. Hope the things work, even if I don't need it.
Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty. Bring me reefer when I want to get high. Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty. Bring me reefer when I want to get high. Well you know when I'm lonely Bring my woman set her right down here by my side. Well you know there should be no law on people that want to smoke a little dope. Well you know there should be no law on people that want to smoke a little dope. Well you know it's good for your head And it relax your body don't you know. Everytime I get high I lay my head down on my baby's breast. Well you know I lay down be quiet Tryin' to take my rest. Well you know she done hug and kiss me Says Muddy your one man that I love the best. I'm gonna get high Gonna get high just as sure as you know my name. Y'know I'm gonna get so high this morning It's going to be a cryin' shame. Well you know I'm gonna stick with my reefer Ain't gonna be messin' round with no cocaine.
Actually, my wife would appreciate it if I don't pump my body full of drugs. I don't have sex with the other women in my life, so they probably don't care much either way. I'm sure they'll appreciate your concern, though.
Apologies then. In my defense, it did come across rather crass. In my guilt, I recall you've mentioned your wife many times. I am teh doofus.
I know for a FACT that this is true. Just ask codell's wife.* *codell's wife is a realtor that helped me find and buy a house with a hot tub. What did you THINK I meant, you bunch of perverts!!
S'alright. I came back because I figured I probably shouldn't have been so sarcastic. In any case, I am in a position where contraception isn't a concern for me (especially now since my wife is currently pregnant -- don't need to worry about your potency on a particular day when she's already knocked up), so it is easy for me to play it safe here. But, I do feel it is worth mentioning for those to whom this product would be attractive that there might be health issues involved, even if the FDA approves it. They approved Vioxx, so their credibility with me is pretty much out the window. And, I just can't imagine messing with your body chemistry in such a frequent and cavalier way could be completely healthy. Of course, if it messes up men less than the pill messes up women, it might be a socially worthwhile tradeoff.
I don't know...did she actually say "This hot tub will DEFINITELY get you laid!" while giving you the tour?
Men might forget to take it, but women (particularly impatient girlfriends) often "forget" to take it. I'd rather take the risk of relying on my own memory. In all seriousness, if a male birth control pill (similar in limited side-effects and ease-of-use to the female birth control pill) is made available, it will change the course of history. I'd definitely take a 24-hr birth control pill if the side-effects were known and were minimal. With that in mind - I'd also wait for quite a while after its market introduction before even thinking about it.
Have y'all heard about Implanon, the new birth control just approved by the FDA...apparently its a tiny tube about the size of a match stick implanted in the woman's forearm (a one time procedure and not visible), and it's 99.9% effective for up to three years (you can take it out if you want to conceive). It hasn't picked up popularity yet because its new (from what I've heard), but it sounds like a convenient form of contraception to me...
If it gives me that bloated feeling and subsequent wieght gain I want no part of it. Society places too much pressure on men to look good in todays singles market.
