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Will Lin, Harden and Parsons include Dwight in the Kung-Fu ritual

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by amazingskills, Jul 16, 2013.

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Will Lin, Harden and Parsons include Dwight in the Kung-Fu ritual?

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  1. amazingskills

    amazingskills Member

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    That would be impressive to see...
     
  2. PainNoLove

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    I actually wanted Dwight because he would want to be a part of it.

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  3. Rox23

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    Then the question will be...will it be circle-like, with all kung-fuing towards a central point, or matching pairs?
     
  4. wil55n

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    I'm sure they are working on this at minicamp today.
     
  5. rockets88MT

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    Yes i don't see D12 missing out on it. i think he will do the same movement as Harden and they will both step in.

    Awks for the starting PF though lol
     
  6. langal

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    Not until that back is 110 percent!!!
     
  7. Ultimateian

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    Yep this year is about the big FOUR. If it doesn't work out. Big M's got assests.
     
  8. kianainhi

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    It would be right that they should include Dwight in the pre-game handshake. In fact, they should get a kung fu master to teach them the correct way. I'm not an expert but Hardin had his fingers spread apart. That didn't look right. I'll be waiting to see how they improve on it. :)
     
  9. hikanoo49

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    it was suppose to be for 2 people (Parsons and Lin) only at first and then Harden joined and now Dwight. Seems like its too many. they should just have the entire team join in
     
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    A RED Los Angeles shirt.. hmm interesting
     
  11. kianainhi

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    A 4-man kung fu handshake. It can be done and it will be done! ;)
     
  12. Dentyne

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    I think four is too many

    Plus it's an even number

    I think they will have to come up with a new routine

    New roster, new look, new handshake
     
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    Jeremy who? :) Two chainz...I mean p.beverly going to take Lin's spot during the handshake too
     
  14. NotApollo33

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    No. Pretty sure they will ruin it
     
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    So what happens is D12 stands in the middle holding the pose where he presses his palm together. The handshake goes on as normal and then Daryl steps in and says "Sorry Lin, you're being traded."
     
  16. Star

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    Poor Asik, always get left out :(
     
  17. Merovingian

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    LOL that could be fun when it escalates into team wide brawl
     
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    Two persons = religious handshake
    Three persons = handshake ritual
    Four persons = casual ritual
    > four persons = mini-huddle
    While Howard will join and carry on the tradition, Lin should probably find someone else for his religious handshake.
     
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    I think they will make a new one
    So no
     
  20. tzou88

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    Make a new one with the starting PF, make it some elaborate ritual with lots of simian gestures and whatnot.
     

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