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Will Britney Bare All for Big Bucks?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Harrisment, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. wakkoman

    wakkoman Member

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    does playboy offer pre-order? just in case they sell out........:D
     
  2. SamFisher

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    She's already in the "ho-ing around just to get attention" phase.....what little artistic ability/talent she displayed before has undoubtedly dried up.

    That career trajectory leads one place...naked in a magazine. It might not be sometime soon, but the bottom of the barrel will be scraped, likely first by christina skanguilera, although who knows, if this album tanks commercially....

    The only problem is that playboy's ailing finances may not keep it around long enough for her to be in it. Too bad...
     
  3. rocketfan83

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    What would the Olson twins rank in?
     
  4. Another Brother

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    I would probably purchase that issue.
     
  5. MacBeth

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    If it ever happens, which I doubt, it'll happen later in her carrer when she's trying to resurrect attention.

    I think she prefers to play the whole deniably slutty angle; pretend it's just being fashionable, that she was coerced into wearing less, etc. Posing for Playboy would be, IMO, too pre-meditated, and leave no wiggle room.


    I don't find her all that hot facially, but she'd got a rockin' bod, and I'd take a peek if she peeled. Won't happen, though.
     
  6. tozai

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    Ok, if you want to talk overrated. What do people see in them. They're short, built like little girls, and not sexy in any way. Yeah they're cute, but this seems like one person said they're hot and everyone's like yeah dude they're sooo fine.

    Britney's just teasing. I'll believe it when I see it. Maybe if her album completely flopped, she'd do it in a few years.
     
  7. wakkoman

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    i can never see the olson twins as nothing more than little michelle from full house

    seeing them in Playboy, would be pulling an R Kelly in my mind :eek:
     
  8. SamFisher

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    Don't be so sure...the first single off of her new album peaked at a pathetic 38 and has begun slip sliding back down the charts.

    Commercial failure is the first step...
     
  9. The Real Shady

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    The Olson twins in a three-way with Bob Saget still wouldn't out sell Britney posing nude.
     
  10. AMS

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    NASTY MENTAL IMAGE

    I HATE YOU :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  11. Mr. Mooch

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    Oh man I can't wait until she will bare it all.

    Sure chances are it will be when she's 89 or so, but I'd probably already have cancer by then.
     
  12. peleincubus

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    dude bob saget is already in a 3 way video, it didnt sell much though.
     
  13. subtomic

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    What about the Olsen twins in a three-way with Aunt Becky (Lori Loughlin) or DJ (Candace Cameron)?
     
  14. francis 4 prez

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    while you can never tell what will happen from week to week, looks like you Playboy hopefuls (not that i'm not one) will have to wait.

    ONE-DAY SALES:
    BRITNEY DOES IT AGAIN

    Madonna-Tutored Vixen Slinking Her Way to #1 as Blink, Beatles, MJ Trail

    November 19, 2003

    Looks like she’s In the Zone, all right.
    Yep, Britney Spears’ new Jive album is hitting its marks and then some. The collection is on track to sell a whopping 550k in its first week and may even hit 600k, according to early reports from national accounts. Guess having Madonna for a mentor doesn’t hurt.

    Indeed, reports indicate the post-teenpop sexpot is handily beating expectations and selling well across the board. Albino boa constrictors for everyone!

    Also besting expectations is Blink-182’s eponymous opus on Geffen. Reports indicate the pop-punk band’s latest is likely to sell over 300k for the week.

    Next up is The Beatles’ Phil Spector-less Let It Be... Naked (Apple/Capitol), which could cross the 200k threshold before the week’s over.

    And then there’s Michael Jackson’s Number Ones (Epic), whose release coincided in true Jackson-controversy fashion with a raid of his Neverland Ranch Tuesday. So far, it looks like the hits collection could come in shy of 100k, but it’s hard to say how continued news coverage of Jackson might impact that number.

    Chart-wise, Britney will reign as next week’s #1 unchallenged. As for #2, Blink presumably has the best shot, but it all depends on how this week’s dueling 400k-plus rap debuts in Jay-Z and 2Pac hold up. Throw in The Beatles and you could be looking at next week’s Top Five.

    But with the early release of both Korn’s Take a Look in the Mirror (Epic) and the Dixie Chicks’ Top of the World live CD/DVD sets now coming Friday, the chart picture could change dramatically. Regardless, look for increased shopper traffic driven by the early releases to give a boost to all new titles. Blink in particular should see a bump from the Korn release.




    as for the single peaking at 38, Jive almost never releases her singles (presumably to increase album sales, where the record labels make more money than singles) and thus they rely on airplay alone to rise up the charts, which isn't a good idea. i assume this wasn't released either, but it could've been. "stronger", a song even most people who listen to the radio would barely know, was the number one selling single one week and 2nd the next week. they just never release them.
     
  15. bamaslammer

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    Now you're talking! Candace Cameron is so damned hot now. And to think she used to be a heifer!
     
  16. rrj_gamz

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    Dude,

    There like 12...That's an R. Kelly if I ever saw one...

    I'd wait until they're at least 18... ;)
     
  17. Rockets34Legend

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    Well according to this site:

    http://www.daleford.com/twins.php

    The countdown shows 205 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 0 seconds until The Olsen Twins Are Legal.
     
  18. Lil Pun

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    Isn't one of the Olsen twins dating a 20 year old college guy?
     
  19. Mr. Mooch

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    Bet you didn't know she's been married to Valeri Bure for 7 years and has 3 kids.

    Hey, are you covering the Iron Bowl this week?
     
  20. Rockets2K

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    she does look hot..

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    not bad..;)
     

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