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People tend to assume getting wild is associated with black athletes in basketball and football, but I guess my HOA rep was surprised when the loud ones turned out to be neatly trimmed baseball players. Don't take it personally, tomorrow is a new day.
Do these players actually go by their real name? I'd figure you'd have guys like Ron Mexico on that list. Except in Nevada.
Luis Scola will be the prime suspect, even though there are many sightings of multiple Luis Scola. Apparently Rockets players are taking advantage of the Luis Scola wig.