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Why it's good to be Hunter Pence

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Faos, May 20, 2008.

  1. EbolaScola

    EbolaScola Member

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    Didn't know implants affect the appearance of the face.
     
  2. EbolaScola

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    Off the top of my head, Kristin Kreuk. I think her face is just about perfect.

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  3. cardpire

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    that looks like a mannequin or a blow-up doll, and it's manufacturer made her forehead too big. pence's girl slaughters her.
     
  4. EbolaScola

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    Pence's girlfriend's boobs look like they were blown up. The manufacturer made them way too big. I'm sure they'll pop with the slightest breeze. She slaughtered any self-respect she might have had.
     
  5. cardpire

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    i thought we were talking about their faces.
     
  6. EbolaScola

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    Exactly, but I got confused when you said Pence's girl slaughters her.
     
  7. EbolaScola

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    Nose is too big for my liking

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  8. cardpire

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    you might be right, actually....but i don't feel comfortable saying her or kreuk are anything short of superhot, so i'm gonna quit arguing.


    is that a real swimsuit? or is she wearing a pair of suspenders backwards and fastened inside her anus?
     
  9. EbolaScola

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    LMAO I bet that is a real swimsuit, but if you've noticed, most swimsuits these days don't look like they would hold up if they were actually used for swimming. If they didn't pop off first, they wouldn't be very successful covering anything at all. Might as well go skinny dipping.
     
  10. Hmm

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    are you crazed man?? :confused:



    I rarely lose my composure over any pics definitive of the board's overall taste and judgement when it comes to women... but..... .... :eek:





    my sentiments exactly... :eek:
     
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    me thinks EbolaScola is having a bout of jealousy.... or at least envy... :eek:



    though I do agree on that bit about her breasts...
     
  12. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    My wife is from Victoria. BAM!

    Lots of Czeck blood down there. I bet she can cook too.

    What's her full name? It could be very possible that my wife's family knows her or something.
     
  13. moestavern19

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    Haha. I heard Mark and Andre and Adam talking about this thread early this morning.

    I think Andre kind of stopped a thought in mid sentence there when he saw that pic I posted

    :D
     
  14. cardpire

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    hah. really, this specific thread on cf.net? that's pretty cool. what were they saying?
     
  15. Oski2005

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    She's been in Playboy btw, she's a special editions model.
     
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    That pic is NSFW. Don't do stuff like that. It came up on my screen unexpected; good thing no one was walking in my area at the time.

    It's very unfair to folks. Put it in a spoiler tag or something.
     
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    I don't like how high her hair is. That is my complaint. The rest is good to go.
     
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    You mean like "NSFW... followed by a spoiler tag"

    :rolleyes:
     
  19. russian88

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    Atta boy hunter, just keep hitting those grandslams and other things. ....
     
  20. EbolaScola

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    Sorry about that :eek:
     

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