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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jcee15, Aug 29, 2009.

  1. jcee15

    jcee15 Member

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    I would bang an Asian chick. Truthfully I don't know she does keep close tabs on me and we have been together for 10 years. Where do you stay drumbum?
     
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    How did you do it for 30 bucks? Did you two hafta w**** yourselves out for gas money? Or was this back in 67?
     
  3. drumbum

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    In DC but sorely miss Houston...

    How does she manage to keep close tabs on you? I have the antithesis of your girlfriend, which might make her not much of a girl...
     
  4. v3.0

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    Sorry I missed the very last part of the op, my bad. I speed read long winded posts alot of the times.

    Sorry again, I forgot you don't like being called an *******. I will try to refrain from using the word ******* around your threads, even if my reply wasn't even directed at you, except for the I Love You Man part.

    Lemme guess though, you want to meet at sundown in front of the town saloon.
     
  5. jcee15

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    We stole gas from San Antonio to Vegas. In Vegas every store was pay before you pump. So we were stuck. A loan from my mom(would die for her literally) got us to Colorado to stay with her childhood friend for a few weeks. Then went to Punca City, Oklahoma where my stepdad was working at the time.
    Friend convinced me to try something called triple c's lol ended up walking from the movies to his hotel room roughly 6 miles away thinking I was dead for sure the whole walk. Friend got to the hotel room and said i looked like Brad Pitt from 12 monkeys as my pupils were completely dilated and I wasn't blinking.
     
  6. fmullegun

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    I would say go for a Vietnamese or Japanese over Korean or Chinese.
     
  7. fmullegun

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    Call me an ******* ONE more time.

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  8. Uprising

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    Now that was funny! :D

    +1 REP
     
  9. jcee15

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    No sundown is almost here, but I would like to know if you would say that to my face jackass. Internet tough guy? no. Just my girl is the only person that I allow to say that to me with no repercussions. You can bold all you want bro just cause it's the internet. You and brooksball can come on down to my block we could have a grand ole time. :cool:
     
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    Well, if you would stop whipping it out in random social situations I'm pretty sure more people would like you.
     
  11. jcee15

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    It works 2 out of 3 times with my girl. The gesture doesn't translate well into english, but it works on esl chicks from my experience.
     
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    Damn you, let me be. I'd raw dawg a Rwandan chick right now though. It's uh that time of the month. :(
     
  13. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    It appears you may or may not be an *******, but it sure looks like you are a Nancy.

    Clutch, can we change him from a contributing member to a contributing Nancy?

    DD
     
  14. jcee15

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    I'm not an ******* dude. Still quick hitting me I see. Well you're an uncle tom. :D
    Yes, Clutch let's do that. Contributing ******* would be better though
     
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  17. DaDakota

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    Ok, this Uncle Tom is calling you a Nancy.

    Let us know how cool it is to be unsociable, and when you finally grow up and realize that life revolves around the people you are with, and not you.....we may graduate you to Nancasaraus.

    Right JNancee15?

    DD
     
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    the sentiment behind this sentence just doesn't read as sincere.. when it's submitted by a mister-always-right-however-wrong flip flopper... :eek:
     
  20. DaDakota

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    I am always right unless I am wrong......and I do flip flop...but I have tons of friends......and am not a JcNancee15..

    Hmmmmm

    DD
     

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