Try using ANY toilet paper once you get accustomed to the baby wipes that the significant other introduces your ass to. I'm not sure I can or will ever go back to using TP on the regular.
so, i got a story to say about this bad toilet paper when i was a kid, on vacations we would go on these long driving vacations like the Chevy Chase movie. My dad would tell as we were loading up the car leaving the hotel, "get the toilet paper and Dial soap, I paid for that." we obediently said to ourselves, "Ok, that makes sense." and my oldest sister of 8 designated one of us to be in charge of collecting that, which was me at age 10. but after 5 or 10 hotels of that the oldest sister who was in charge of organizing all of us to pack to car realized the toilet paper stash was impeding on our primary objective of having a vacation she said, "Dad, we don't have anymore room for more crappy toilet paper." well, i'm indulging on the word "crappy" for the OP, she did actually say that but as designated Sergeant at Paper, I couldn't resist chiming in and saying knowing full well his take on what he owns from paying the hotel bill and doesn't "Dad, if we gettison the toilet paper, I have calculated that we will actually be able to store the bathrobes, ashtrays and Gedion's bible for the rest of the vacation." he looked at me for a second, then he slapped me. looking back, pre-cellphone/internet in the 70s, i think that was the first time I ever trolled anyone.
My dad is very well set in his retirement, VERY WELL SET, and when I went to visit him I find myself wiping with the single ply toilet paper he still buys. Cheap, cheap, cheap.
Soft, septic safe, this is high quality. It's the top-shelf preferred asspaper in my house or cabin or barn or truck or backpack or trailer or campground.
^ Proctor and Gamble is OK. But if you're talking about best all the things you listed plus best for the environment, nobody beats Kimberly-Clark and Cottonelle/Kleenex Whatever you do, never by Georgia Pacific/Kock brothers. they are all three my clients.
but they have a puppy on the package you know better than me on that image. i just did a quick cut and paste for image effect. but i know they have one.
Your Boulder Colorado dope smokin rice u hippie ass should know about biodegradables and whatnot Bottom left, that round chingasa next to the bunch of text, it says "septic safe" on all tp, paper towels, etc....That means you can flush em or bury em.
now you're getting personal. Us that you're talking about don't have septic tanks, General. and there is no septic tank gap. We can build more.
jo mama speaks. you can't beat that. I 'will be sending this U S A image to Kimberly-Clark, and y'all might get a visit the big Beach Island Mill, as a promotional fan appreciation event...to win you over to Cottonelle Visiting these toilet paper and kleenex mills is extraordinary. They are so big...bucket list for Ccorn. If we do this right, we might get Ccorn a lifetime supply
