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Why do some people go cheap on toilet paper?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Dec 24, 2014.

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  1. CCorn

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    I had to run some stuff to my parents this morning... And mother of god this crap just ruined my innocence. It was like using freaking notebook paper.

    Government should ban this 1-ply crap. Cruel and unusual punishment.
     
    #1 CCorn, Dec 24, 2014
  2. heypartner

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    Ppl put it guests bathrooms along with the crappy year old dried up bar of Dial soap, and you can't complain you ungrateful holiday guest
     
    #2 heypartner, Dec 24, 2014
  3. TheMystery008

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    Looool.

    Look at that ad, Scott Extra Soft.

    Smh.
     
    #3 TheMystery008, Dec 24, 2014
  4. boomboom

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    So The Sisters have taken a liking to you?
     
    #4 boomboom, Dec 24, 2014
  5. Dairy Ashford

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    Just use more or crap less.
     
    #5 Dairy Ashford, Dec 24, 2014
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    I feel the same way about the university of texas...every time I am dumping on campus it feels like I'm wiping with sandpaper
     
    #6 BigBird, Dec 24, 2014
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    Hey breh. Be a man. You're soft like Charmin.
     
    #7 Mr. Brightside, Dec 24, 2014
  8. CCorn

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    Rectal bleeding is not s joking matter.

    I'm wrapping them up a case of Charmin with Aloe.
     
    #8 CCorn, Dec 24, 2014
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    I would feel bad for you...except I actually live on campus.
     
    #9 Bob Barker 007, Dec 24, 2014
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    and you haven't gotten your own personal supply for poop time? There's your first mistake
     
    #10 BigBird, Dec 24, 2014
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    Use a bidet
     
    #11 da1, Dec 24, 2014
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    grow your hair out for protection
     
    #12 tomato, Dec 24, 2014
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    Wash your **** you nasty ****
     
    #13 GanjaRocket, Dec 24, 2014
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    Tis the same way at UoH...and until just recently they had the powder 'soap' installed in every bathroom. Our hands and our asses both felt grinded down after every dump. :mad:
     
    #14 Severe Rockets Fan, Dec 24, 2014
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    #15 Mr. Clutch, Dec 24, 2014
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    I never thought people gave such importance on toilet paper. I learn something new every day. First world problems.
     
    #16 vaioavan63, Dec 25, 2014
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    i personally think you save more toilet paper when you purchase the thicker ones from the start!
     
    #17 krouchchocolate, Dec 25, 2014
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    If it ain't 4 ply, I don't abide
     
    #18 NateNate, Dec 25, 2014
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    First world problems. I remember as a child we had to wipe with leaves. Oh the horror you 'muricans would endure.
     
    #19 vaioavan63, Dec 25, 2014
  20. rocketsballin

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    cuz toilet paper isnt gonna clean ur ass u nasty mug. ur supposed to clean yourself. why waste money on good toilet paper when ur gonna shower afterwards?
     
    #20 rocketsballin, Dec 25, 2014
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