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Why do I like big breasts?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by pasox2, May 23, 2003.

  1. FranchiseBlade

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    We don't know what's under that loin cloth...
     
  2. Panda

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    Breasts are pu$$ies for hands. They fit hands like no other things.
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    This is the worst thread ever.. unless you're twelve. Maybe thirteen.

    Why do men like breasts? Why do men like women's vagina's, or, if you really want to freak yourself out, why do we love women's asses? (I mean men have asses too, and yet, I'm never drawn to them.)

    Castrate yourself, and you'll know.

    This is not meant to be a brain question. It is purely in our genes.

    As for the people who say they don't like "fake" breasts? You're obviously not attractive/experienced enough to be with women like that, so shut up. You know not of what you speak.

    Guys! We like what we like! Why do I like big breasts is tantamount to Why do I like Girls?

    It's juvenile.

    Go see an anthropologist if you're that curious.

    Otherwise, be happy you don't like guys.
     
  4. Deckard

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    This is the sort of uplifting discourse we should strive for.
    Thank you. :)
     
  5. Deckard

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    And this scares the hell out of me. :eek:

    (...not that there's anything wrong with that...)
     
  6. Truth

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    Well, I suggest you look up the fine woman known as Stacy Keibler. :D
     
  7. Mrs. JB

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    C'mon Fatty, don't you think you're being a little harsh? I mean, you can't expect everyone to have the same high standards for starting threads as you. Just look at some of your recent classics:

    - Crazy Drunk Sunday!!!!!
    - Good fried cabbage recipes?
    - How the hell am I not a senior member?!?
    - Favorite Cheers character?
    - Who the hell is "White Stripe"???
    - Anyone else a huge Mike J. Fox fan?
    - Best Cheers ever on Ch. 39 right now

    How can you expect the rest of us to achieve that kind of quality on a consistent basis? My advice to you is to just forget all about us simpletons -- we'll never live up to your standards anyway. Crack open another six-pack, ease into that recliner and let the wonderful world of the WB wash your cares away...
     
  8. rimbaud

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    Thanks, MJB!

    I had missed most of those threads. Now I can go search for them and the enlightenment they are sure to contain. I only hope that I, with my almost-genius IQ, will be able to understand the teachings of an uber-genius.

    As for this thread - you guys are silly - it is called social conditioning.

    towel - I know a woman who would agree with you.
     
  9. Kam

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    They're fine with me too.

    :D


    I am just kidding with you lil Pun.

    Nicely put MoBalls.



    When I look at girls breast, and they are showing cleaveage and all, I don't like it when you can see veins. I think that is kind of icky.
     
  10. FranchiseBlade

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    If this had been posted prior to the awards voting I would have voted you for funniest poster, as well as best female poster. This was a classic!
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Note to self: Think before you start a thread, MJB is watching. ;)
     
  12. JeeberD

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    Women like what? Women who are so insecure about themselves that the only way they can have a positive self image of themselves is to get fake t***?

    No thanks...
     
  13. London'sBurning

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    I'm more into women's faces honestly. While this isn't true for all women, most women can mold their body to look very shapely with daily workouts if they really wanted. A nice body isn't as hard to come by as a pretty face. There's nothing quite like staring into a woman's eyes and getting lost looking at them, or making a woman laugh to see a great smile come of it. A good body is always nice, but I find a pretty face is harder to come by.
     
  14. FranchiseBlade

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    Actually, I definitely do know of what I speak, and that's one of the reasons why I don't like them. I'm definitely coming from a place of experience.

    As for being attractive/experienced enough, what has that got to with it? You think women with fake breasts have a higher standard than women who are all natural? That's ignorant. Not trying to slam on you, but these things don't make any sense.
     
  15. Vengeance

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    I agree with you London'sBurning. I like womens' faces over bodies. BUT, like all guys here, bigger breasts == better :)
     
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    All right..... in response to Mrs. JB's post:

    I stand by all of the aforementioned threads, as well as other's. I treat this hangout as an escape. And yeah, I will spout out on several "dumb guy" questions.

    "Crazy drunk Sunday" was written a couple of years ago when I was, ahem, drunk. I'll leave it at that.
    "Good fried cabbage recipes?" What in the world is wrong with this? I like to cook, and I felt, as in other inquiries, that I could find a good recipe. (I did, BTW)
    "How the hell am I not a senior member?" A bit of a rant, I confess, but I have been posting here since 1999.
    "Favorite Cheer's Character?" Actually read the thread. Albeit mindless discussion/chatter (women never do that), most agreed it was a fun thread.
    "Who the hell is "White Stripe?" I'm assuming my use of the "H" word is why this came up, but I had never heard of them, and after watching a week's worth of their talentless drivel on Conan, I was curious if they had any 'fans", or were yet another media driven group being forced down our throats.
    "Anyone else a huge Mike J. Fox fan?" Again, I had just watched the last Fox episode of spin city. I was touched, and felt bad about his multiple sclerosis. Sorry, it didn't seem juvenile at the time.
    "Favorite Cheer's epiode on WB 39 right now" This was an aside to the previous Cheer's post. For anyone interested, I was letting them know to switch.


    I'm certain you can find plenty of other "threads" like this if you so choose, and that is your right.

    As I stated, I respect this board as an escape more than anything else.

    That being said, I still think guys talking about boobies is stupid.

    FranchiseBlade: Fair enough. I, and just about everyone of my friends have absolutely no problem with fake breasts. Either nearly everyone I hang out with is out of the norm, or you are.
     
  18. Lil Pun

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    WHO THE HELL IS THAT!!!!! :eek:
     
  19. moestavern19

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    I dunno who she is...

    But I don't know whether to stare or call goodyear and tell them I've found two new additions :eek:



    maybe that's oski.
    :D
     
  20. NYKRule

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    Fake breasts suck
     

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