I always was quite fond of the nick JL3. What about KG? MJ? And what about names shortened until they're almost initials? What do you think of those? T-Mac? J-Ho? C-Webb? Rudy T? VSpan? And I'm glad I could bring back some old memories, thumb.
So we call him Ben Curtis or the Dell Man. Although as Gunn mentioned Hitler was the first thing I thought of too (The Stache). Then I found this on Phil Jackson's Wiki page:
he looks like one of those guys on the british sitcoms that used to play on PBS. so I'm gonna go with "the butler" or mr. belvedere (sp) or you could always go with "ass man"
Hmmmm ..... that one even has a "thumbs up." However, I still have to vote for Old Man Rock's entry so far.