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Who is Jack Schitt?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by OrangeRowdy95, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Haha - do you think Seymour Butts will make an appearance in this thread?
     
  2. The Drake

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    Nice thread

    sincerely,

    Amanda Hugandkiss
     
  3. Refman

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    I think that we should shy away from threads which make light of bodily functions.

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    I.P. Freely
     
  4. SLrocket

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    im oliver closeoff, but my evil twin in the parallel universe is seymour butts :D
     
  5. OrangeRowdy95

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    Haha roflmao
     
  6. redefined

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    If you think that warrants snorting milk out your nose, you might want to check out other classic Simspon episodes where Bart prank calls Moe such as "Some Enchanted Evening" or "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish."


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    Maya Buttreeks
     
  7. KingCheetah

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    This thread kills.

    Sincerely,
    Baud Modem
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    I've seen this even before the internet was created.

    Sincerely,

    Mike Oxbig
     
  9. WhoMikeJames

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    You guys are hilarious

    Forever and Ever,

    - Haywood Jablomee
     
  10. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    PREVIOUSLY LISTED FUNNY NAMES: (April '98) Gene Yuss, Jack Cass, Anita Vacation, Dave Jahvoo, Stan Dupp, Dick Getzhard, Sue Pensalad, Frazier Bunzoff, Ray Norshine, Lyn Gweenee, Bertha DaBlooz, Bo Lingball. (May '98) Cole Dwawter, Dwight Answer, Celia Later, Godfrey de Peepul, Klaus Straphobia, Phil Lindablanks, Bob Shishka, Olive Yoo, Heywood Djahblowmee, Luke Warm, Lisa Newcarr, Frances Akuntree. (June '98) Abby Stungmee, Barbie Kyoo, Chester Drawers, Dee Zaster, Eddith Meeith, Guy Nuhcologist, Lou Brikint, Lee Keefawset, Ken Tuckee, Marcus Absent, Sal Monella, Connie Lingus. (July '98) Al Gomyway, Ann Tenna, Christian Burial, Claire Voyent, Elsie Duhkow, Grace Amazing, Hellen Abucket, Harden Long, Ira Member, J.L. Bait, Noah Zark, Warren Peace. (Aug.'98) Alexander Dagrayt, Benedict Eggs, Candy Yass, Graham Cracker, Hank Kerchiff, Herb Weed, Isabel Ringing, Harry Bawlz, Monroe Marilyn, Napoleon Blownapart, Perry Yay, V.L. Parmijohn. (Sept. '98) Ann Tertainment, Ida Wanna, Ivy Leeg, Jack N. Jill, May Kendzmeet, Newton Fig, Polly Wannacracker, Tab Lloyd, Vic Tumm, Wade A Minnit, Alma Matter, Willy B. Impeached. (Oct.'98) April Fool, Bill E.Goat, Bugs Pray, E Jack Yoolayt, Iris Pupil, Lou Winsky, Peg Board, Phil Harmonic, Miss Behayve, Phil Laysheo, Oral Fixation. (Nov. '98) Meg Ahertz, Franklin Benjamin, Wade Downlow, Pearl Necklace, Moe Orless, Wanda Rerr, Skip Rope, Homer Sexual, Rose Tuhbeef, Joe Blob, Ed Ukayshun, Hugh Zerfriendly. (Dec.'98) Daisy Chain, Hugh Nanimuss, Cliff Hanger, Dan Druff, Connie Lingus, Dr. Mel Practice, Eve Vickshun, Matt Triss Noah Count, Manuel Labor, Buzz Zawf, Lou Nuhtick. (Jan. '99) Kit Chinsink, Charlie Horse, Bo Nerr, Charity Beginzathome, Jay Walker, Ann Nurexic, E.Z. Chair, Dwayne DeTubb, Melanie Cantelope, Lee Vmeeuhloan, Lotta Nurv, Isadore Anopening. Feb. '99 Deelia Goodhand, Ray Deo, Hugh Foria, Mona N. Groan, Hiram Firem, Frank N. Beans, Faith De Myoozik, Saul Tenpepper, Scott Schtape, Chip Potato, Cookie Zenmilk, Cosmo Politan. (Mar.'99) Fay Duhway, Ann Natomee, Ceaser Julius, Mimi Yooyoo, Constance Struggle, Duffy Nose, Dr. Mel Practice, Bess Footforward, Phil Matteleven, Paul Bearer, Nick O'teen, Miles Zlong.

    Anita Vacation... LOL :D
     
  11. nyquil82

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    I don't think people understand the joke. You see, the word "Schitt" has the same pronunciation as an expletive, I won't say which one, but it is the equivalent as "feces" except it is used in a foul manner instead. The names in the joke are actually different uses of the expletive, but in the form of names with "Schitt" being the last name. So in fact, there is a family tree of people related to each other with the last name "Schitt" and all their names are variations of phrases and sayings using the expletive. Let it sink in and the humor will make itself known. Get it, now?

    Now that you understand it, you will be able to comprehend the humor in the joke and have yourself a good, merry chuckle.

    I had sex with your mom.
     
  12. shastarocket

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    Thats my sig!!!
     
  13. tulexan

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    I don't get it

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    my name yao ming. also seymour butts and oliver closeoff
     
  15. OrangeRowdy95

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    I had no idea this thread would turn out to be such a lampoon.

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    TRUE STORY:
    There was a kid in high school who's name was Robert Manlove. Well, our school emails were your last name and then first letter of your first name.

    His email address was freakin hilarious.

    manlover@las.ch :D
     
  17. OrangeRowdy95

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    I had a friend named Wee Wee Gong in elementary school. My dad used to work with someone named London England. And redefined's trainer's name was Michael Jordan.
     
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    I knew this Japanese foreign exchange student in college named Takeshi Taniguchi. He sent me an email once and it was from TakeSh*t007@yahoo.com

    But without the asterisk. He was still grasping the English language, so I explained to him about his email address after that.
     
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    My daughter tells me that this year at Homecoming, the girl everyone was saying the HOPED didn't win 'Queen' (because she always wins everything!) was named 'Summer Camp'.

    I was sure she was kidding, but no.

    That girl's parents must be a hoot.

    And I used to work with a guy with the unfortunate name of Jason Smelley. However, what was really bad was, his girlfriend's name was Shelly.
     
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