I think that we should shy away from threads which make light of bodily functions. Signed, I.P. Freely
If you think that warrants snorting milk out your nose, you might want to check out other classic Simspon episodes where Bart prank calls Moe such as "Some Enchanted Evening" or "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish." Signed, Maya Buttreeks
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I don't think people understand the joke. You see, the word "Schitt" has the same pronunciation as an expletive, I won't say which one, but it is the equivalent as "feces" except it is used in a foul manner instead. The names in the joke are actually different uses of the expletive, but in the form of names with "Schitt" being the last name. So in fact, there is a family tree of people related to each other with the last name "Schitt" and all their names are variations of phrases and sayings using the expletive. Let it sink in and the humor will make itself known. Get it, now? Now that you understand it, you will be able to comprehend the humor in the joke and have yourself a good, merry chuckle. I had sex with your mom.
TRUE STORY: There was a kid in high school who's name was Robert Manlove. Well, our school emails were your last name and then first letter of your first name. His email address was freakin hilarious. manlover@las.ch
I had a friend named Wee Wee Gong in elementary school. My dad used to work with someone named London England. And redefined's trainer's name was Michael Jordan.
I knew this Japanese foreign exchange student in college named Takeshi Taniguchi. He sent me an email once and it was from TakeSh*t007@yahoo.com But without the asterisk. He was still grasping the English language, so I explained to him about his email address after that.
My daughter tells me that this year at Homecoming, the girl everyone was saying the HOPED didn't win 'Queen' (because she always wins everything!) was named 'Summer Camp'. I was sure she was kidding, but no. That girl's parents must be a hoot. And I used to work with a guy with the unfortunate name of Jason Smelley. However, what was really bad was, his girlfriend's name was Shelly.
