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Who is Hotter: Jeff Timmons or Marat Safin?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by outlaw, Sep 11, 2000.

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  1. rimbaud

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    Denzel Washington is a good looking man, despite getting up there a little in age. In Hurricane, he was in amazing shape - I have to respect that.

    Edward Norton looked really good in American History X (without those pesky racist tatoos, thanks).

    Oh, and Bruce Lee was't bad, either.

    Lenny Kravitz is a good looking guy, but most bi-racial people are - they aren't so genetically inbred. [​IMG]

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  2. Will

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    My wife came over to the TV as Safin was walking around the court accepting the fans' applause after winning the U.S. Open.

    "Who's he?" she asked.

    "Marat Safin," I said. "He just cleaned Pete Sampras' clock. You're going to be seeing a lot more of him."

    My wife stared at the set. Safin's shirt fluttered in the breeze, exposing part of his belly.

    "I'd certainly like to see a lot more of him," my wife said.

    I resumed reading the Washington Post online.
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    I was on the phone with my girlfriend, and while we were on the phone, she was zapping through channels and suddenly she went like "uuuuh...who is that cute tennis player? he is just beating sampras" and then she was kind of distracted while I was talking to her on the phone and kept going on about how handsome the guy is. That's why I can't stand Marat Safin anymore!!! [​IMG]
     
  4. Behad

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    I have a brother who is gay, so I waited to post until I had a chance to show him this thread. He is not a sports fan by any means (except for tennis, go figure), so he thought it was funny that a bunch of sports fans like us would be discussing this. Anyway, he asked me to post his favorites (in keeping with a sports theme), so here they are:

    Doug Flutie
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    Jan Micheal Gambill
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  5. Jeff

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    rimbaud: As usual, we agree. Bruce Lee and Denzel Washington would have to make my list as well.

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  6. heypartner

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    Alright, I can't believe we are letting this happen!!!!

    And the Administrators appear to condone pictures of hairy chests all over the place. Can't we all see that the eyes of the world are on the site. Bob* already posted that in the Feedback area, and Jeff is driving a very controversial campaign at the moment. The last thing we need is more controversy. I for one am sitting on the fence here, borderline going one way or another on these Hangout issues, but I'll tell you that outlaws sweaty men pictures are so disgusting and sick and down right perverted to even look at, especially when we are forced to look at them, I am totally beginning to lean the other way.

    I mean, I come here and have to look at all these sweating men's hairy chests with shorts. This is a BBS Hangout. I shouldn't have to look at these hairy chests. Plus, there are young boys in this hangout who are impressionable. They need to be looking at Brittany. I mean when I go to the downtown Y, I get enough hairy, sweaty chests there. But that is a wholesome environment, we are all men, working out and showering after work. We keep our bodily fluids apart, except when I accidently run into my opponent and have to embrace him so we don't fall to the ground. And when I pat them on the butt, that's nothing different that what my uncle did to me or my high school gym coach.

    This is so disgusting. There is no purpose to this but for Outlaw to flaunt his sexual preversions and try to convert our younger members by posting all these sweaty, hairy chests for right in our face. Outlaw should be branded with "prevert" under his name from now on. And all the other ones so I can see exactly who likes sweaty men around here.

    If I come in here next time and see more hairy chests and short shorts with chiseled abs and taut thighs, I am going to have to make a formal complaint to Clutch.

    In fact, why not start a new website:
    www.saveourselves.com

    And we need to start a chat with all the young innocent boys here to discuss these issues, to make sure none of them are being corrupted by the outlaws of this world.

    Also, why in the hell does everytime a do a search for "big bears" on the internet I get even more pictures of big men with hairly chests and thick, thick, mustaches. That is just putrid. That is a innocent search I do and just can't escape these gay preverts. I am going to have to go find that girl thread where the real men hangout, so I can forget about these men sweating.
     
  7. CriscoKidd

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    do I sense some repression here?

    homopartner?

    Maybe you can get your guy in Heypee, Outlaw.

    But I think Heyparty is partial to hairy chests.

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  8. AstroRocket

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    How can you kid like that?! That b*stard killed Aeris!! .....sniff....sniff....my ancient angel...
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  9. fadeaway

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    I think it's time for HP to come out of the closet. [​IMG]

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  10. gr8-1

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    yeah Bruce had his day. His son Brandon was even better looking though.

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  11. Lord Tree

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    Yeah, I almost cried when I saw that. But that's part of what made him such a bad ass. He had an awesome character, too.

    Lord Tree



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    Outlaw, you have it all wrong. Keanu?!@??! I thought he was attractive once...until I discovered I had cataracts. It's Chris Simms all the way, man... Now *he's* a cute little dude. Altho I definitely agree that Seth Green is cute is his own way. I mean, how could you say no to a face like that??? And Brad Pitt, being among the most beautiful creatures on the earth, just goes without saying. How could you even think of hurting a face like Tyler Durden's? [​IMG]


    -Jeepster


    PS - Oh, and animated characters DO count.


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  13. outlaw

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    Hey HP...thanks...that was the most hilarious post i've ever read...are you free this weekend?

    outlaw
    the prevert

    P.S. Jeep...Major Applewhite is better looking than Chris Simms and a better quarterback too!

    [​IMG]

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  14. gr8-1

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    My frequent visits to this post does not make me gay.Just wanted to say that. Anyway,what aboutRupert Everett ? Goodlooking gay dude.

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  15. R0ckets03

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    Heypartner is u worried about someone becoming gay due to this thread. If anyone is confused about whether u are gay or not, this is for u

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  16. R0ckets03

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    that should help u figure your **** out. and hopefully put an end (much to outlaws displeasure [​IMG]) to this thread.

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  17. sirhangover

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    "I have one thing to say...you better work..now turn to the left..work..now turn to the right...work..."

    i can see the boredom has set in...when does the season start?

    i do have a good friend from high school that is gay..it really didnt hit home to me so much until i went to his house one time and their was this distinct smell of mint oil permeating the air..he and his 'friend' were in sweat pants and no shirts on...i shot the sh*t for a moment then i went to leave and i opened the door and it was all greasy...

    it was something that i dont think i will forget for a while...



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  18. AroundTheWorld

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    Just wondering, are there any gay players in the NBA?
     
  19. outlaw

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    Det...well he doesn't know it yet, but here is my future husband... [​IMG]

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  20. R0ckets03

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    hello people. Like everyone does not know that Karl, Stockton, Sloan, Ostertag, and Horny are gay. They sure as hell arent getting any women....

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