Something I whipped up, with apologies to Rick Nelson I went to a garden party to introduce my nominee A chance to extol her virtues, and of course talk about me When I got to the garden party, not a mask in sight No one socially distanced, every thing was all right But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't disease everyone, so ya got to disease yourself People came from miles around, everyone was there Bill Barr is a walrus, there was magic in the air 'n' over in the corner, much to my surprise The Notre Dame President wasn't very wise But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't disease everyone, so ya got to disease yourself Lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah Told them all my bullshit, thought that's why they came They all seemed excited, I accept no blame I said hello to "KellyAnne", she belongs to me When I made a joke about Sleepy Joe, it was time to leave But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't disease everyone, so ya got to disease yourself Lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah) Lot-in-dah-dah-dah Someone opened up their big old mouth and out stepped COVID 19 Infecting all the maskless fools, it was quite the scene If you gotta be at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck We all ignored the CDC and now we are all F#$cked But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't disease everyone, so ya got to disease yourself
This virus seems pretty contagious huh. I still have relatives that don’t think so - it’s fake news. Reports are that the event was also indoor. Media should point that out when they only use these outdoor photo. Plus many of these people hang out together. I’m curious who are the super spreaders. A proper tracing (probably of at least hundreds) and report of it could tell us but we won’t be seeing that, at least publicly.
