Golden State. Both of their point guards are free agents. The likliehood they sign both looks questionable. Maybe if they fail on that front they'll give us the bag of popcorn and a pickle the front office demanded of the Globetrotters, or at least a power forward.
The Bucks lost Payton and Cassell. They only have, who, Rafer Alston on the roster with TJ. They need some level-headed veteran help. Can an Afro be level on top?
Bucks cut Alston prior to last season, he plays with Toronto now. Why would the Bucks give away Cassell, who makes the same (5 mill/yr) as Moochie, only to trade for Moochie? That makes absolutely no f**king sense, so maybe you're right and Moochie is Wisconsin-bound.
not us! well at least not the moochie as he's played since getting the fat contract. the old moochie was ok.
The Vegas Crack Whores. My bad, I am being a hater. I hope Mooch has a great year next year, because he is gonna be on our team.
Because they didn't plan on losing Payton? I think they could use a veterinarian... err a veteran. It's really all about wish fulfillment.
All in all, Mooch might be able to fill the void left by Yao Ming in ShangHai sharks, and attract a big audience. The hair dude is definitely an unique one there
Let's see. He runs down the shot clock, he turns the ball over, he doesn't distribute the ball effectively, he's a terrible shooter, he's undisciplined, he plays street ball (poorly), he plays no defense, he has a beer belly, he's out of shape, he's ugly, and he has a ridiculous contract that someone would have to pick up. I imagine there's a ton of teams that would be interested in a guy like that. Didn't someone in here suggest a Kevin Garnett for Moochie trade? I'd be interested in that.
There is this kid who used to live down the block, and he was pretty talented with the ball. He used to have a semi-organized team, where they'd play about twice a week, and they usually came out ahead. And I heard they were looking for a point guard. But the answer is not them... This kid I mentioned had a younger brother, and this kid could really ball for a 9 year old. He was already over 5'9", and he was athletic, and he played with some other kids in a regular once a week game at this combo tennis/basketball court, as long as they got there early enough to keep out the tennis players. But Moochie's not for them either... This younger kid had this girl he was kind of sweet on, and she played basketball a few times a year with the same girls, especially in the summer. She could shoot, but she couldn't really dribble, and as we all know this is the area where Moochie can, and sadly does, put on a clinic. But still, this girl's games were pretty solidly booked, so we have to keep searching... This girl once mentioned that her grandmother used to play a bit, and that her siaticca was acting up, so her doctor had advised her to get some excercise, and she also liked to watch the game a bit. Stadning on a court while Moochie went through his bizzare sacrifice to the gods of dribbling ritual would get granny out and in the open air, and God knows that anyone playing with Moochie will still get in a lot of watching, so right here I suggest we have a winner. If the offer remains open, let me know, and I will see what I can set up.
I'm sure theres a team out there that can use Moochie as a marketing tool, put up billboards of just his afro, and Call it Be Part of Something All Flash and No Substance Babyee! It can't be a basketball town though, because You can't fool real knowledgeable fans with marketing gimmicks that focus on a players afro or height or a silly team logo or something like that. So send him to Memphis or Toronto and their marketing dept. can fool gullible fans into spending money to come see that persona the Rockets created for Mooch . But it will only work for a short period until the fans become hip to the game but by then his contract will be just about over so its all good.
