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Which Rocket would win a in all out fight?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Aug 13, 2008.

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Who would wn in a no holds barred battle royale?

Poll closed Aug 20, 2008.

  1. Yao Ming

    18 vote(s)
    3.9%

  2. Ron Artest

    191 vote(s)
    41.4%

  3. Dikembe Mutumbo

    42 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Carl Landry

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%

  5. Luis Scola

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%

  6. Charlie Hayes

    32 vote(s)
    6.9%

  7. TMAC

    8 vote(s)
    1.7%

  8. Battier

    2 vote(s)
    0.4%

  9. Francis

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%

  10. Dorsey

    150 vote(s)
    32.5%
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  1. chonox

    chonox Member

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    fist fight? ron artest no contest. u cant beat crazy.


    no rules contest?

    rafer alston with the knife
     
    #81 chonox, Aug 14, 2008
  2. Hayesfan

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    ... in the weight room.

    Oh wait.. we weren't playing Clue?
     
    #82 Hayesfan, Aug 14, 2008
  3. ReD_1

    ReD_1 Rookie

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    Charlie Hayes? Who's that?

    Dorsey or Artest, no one else.
     
    #83 ReD_1, Aug 14, 2008
  4. DJ

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    That's interesting. I remember that:

    In 06/07 season Shane took out Dwyane Wade's shoulder in the game where Bonzi nailed the 75 footer and he also injured Wade again in the 07/08 season. Dwyane and the Miami fans probably hate Shane.

    In 06/07 Chuck Hayes collided with Shaq and at that time it seemed as if Chuck got the worst of it. But it was Shaq's season and career that spiralled down
     
    #84 DJ, Aug 14, 2008
  5. rocketanalyist

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    I had to go Dorsey on this one, although there is probably no doubt that the final match would put Dorsey against Artest. I just wasn't that impressed with Artest's punches on the poor dude in the stands! :rolleyes:

    Then again, Artest would probably win due to use of an illegal weapon in that fight. :eek:

    Just the enforcer we need on our team this year! :D
     
    #85 rocketanalyist, Aug 14, 2008
  6. BasketballReasons

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    I think Alston can have a shot. I mean he looks like a pretty excited kid after what I heard. Anyways, you guys should keep in mind that there is alot of small guys who can fight. Just looking at Rafer in the street wouldn't make me feel that he's tough. Then again, I'd say the same for Floyd Mayweather...
     
    #86 BasketballReasons, Aug 14, 2008
  7. aussie rocket

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    HA

    freaking funny thread. 2 thumbs up.

    A Rockets Royal Rumble.

    I think the winner would be the man who drew as the final entrant into the ring. :)
     
    #87 aussie rocket, Aug 14, 2008
  8. superx

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    I voted for him.
    He definitely would be the winner,because his head is too high to be hit.
    and his kungfu is the best in the team.
     
    #88 superx, Aug 14, 2008
  9. nolimitnp

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    This has to be one of the top 3 stupidest polls I have seen...but...I voted for Mutumbo.
     
    #89 nolimitnp, Aug 14, 2008
  10. abigwreck

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    Mutumbo could just swing his elbows the entire time.
     
    #90 abigwreck, Aug 14, 2008
  11. Carl Herrera

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    Now that I think about it more... Yao Ming willl most likely be the winner because he will have several other guys protecting him.

    Ron Artest has already pleadge loyalty to be "Yao's soldier." Yao will also convince anyone with a shoe promotion deal with a Chinese company that it's in their best interest to protect him (so we got Chuck, Shane, Steve Francis). Plus, if Daryl Morey is in this fight, he would know where who the cash cow is and Daryl is not a small guy.
     
    #91 Carl Herrera, Aug 14, 2008
  12. abita

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    sheMac will RULE :p
     
    #92 abita, Aug 14, 2008
  13. alexdapooh

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    Hahah... I like this.. nice response...

    I'm surprised so little people voted for Yao...
    Don't you guys know all Chinese people know Kung Fu? Don't forget the Triads have his back...

    [​IMG]
     
    #93 alexdapooh, Aug 14, 2008
  14. abita

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    yep, their 3-year-old kid will pwn u with ease :cool:
     
    #94 abita, Aug 14, 2008
  15. fogo11606

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    WTF? how can you forget about Rafer? He can pull out a knife on you any minute. :cool:

    My pick is the Rafer.
     
    #95 fogo11606, Aug 14, 2008
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    Assuming they are all really trying I would have to choose Deke.
     
    #96 daernoth, Aug 14, 2008
  17. Drexlerfan22

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    How is this even a question?

    How about "what TWO guys on our team could take Artest?"
     
    #97 Drexlerfan22, Aug 14, 2008
  18. hikanoo49

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    Guys.. remember, this is a ROYAL RUMBLE! :eek:

    Its not just a regular fight. People typically gang up on each other and you have to get THROWN OUT OF THE RING to lose! So the winner is not necessarily the best puncher.

    For those of you not familiar with the ROYAL RUMBLE, here is a link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu_Fs8lxQPM
     
    #98 hikanoo49, Aug 15, 2008
  19. hikanoo49

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    btw, i couldnt figure out how to embed the youtube clip. Can someone please help

    thanks!
     
    #99 hikanoo49, Aug 15, 2008
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