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Which Rocket would win a in all out fight?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Aug 13, 2008.

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Who would wn in a no holds barred battle royale?

Poll closed Aug 20, 2008.
  1. Yao Ming

    18 vote(s)
    3.9%
  2. Ron Artest

    191 vote(s)
    41.4%
  3. Dikembe Mutumbo

    42 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. Carl Landry

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%
  5. Luis Scola

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%
  6. Charlie Hayes

    32 vote(s)
    6.9%
  7. TMAC

    8 vote(s)
    1.7%
  8. Battier

    2 vote(s)
    0.4%
  9. Francis

    6 vote(s)
    1.3%
  10. Dorsey

    150 vote(s)
    32.5%
  1. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    Yea but didnt go at big ben who pushed the hell out of him.
     
  2. stephen94

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    If we were voting on terms of size and weight, Yao would easily win. But of course, Ron Artest is the only person we've really seen fight. Tmac fought against BJackson, but I don't think that counts...
     
  3. FFz

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    i gotta go with hayes. That guy has like a fighter's neck. He looks like he can take anyone 12 rounds. Plus those quick hands...

    If anything was allowed, I'd take battier cause he'd just bleed on everyone and blind them and then flop to win.
     
  4. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    I wasn't being sarcasm at all I like Ron as a player and all I just don't think hes that tought as people on here thinks.

    Oh and if you don't like the way I post close your eyes or don't read it.
     
  5. jlwee

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    T-Mac and Yao will be the first two to get knockouts cos they are simply too soft! :D

    I will go by body built, that will be Artest vs Dorsey vs Hayes in a triple threat match! If you let Vince Mcmahon of WWE to manage this fight i bet it will be a sell-out PPV!
     
  6. Galaksy

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    Imagine if Deke knew Muay Thai,


    Crazy elbows!
     
  7. dafranchise0309

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    mutombo is african, he has fought off elephants, goats, and bamboo sticks...new meat like artest is nothing to him...not to mention is big as$ elbows!
     
  8. shipwreck

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    I'm glad you weren't 'being sarcasm.' Glad we got that cleared up. Also, since I hate the way you post, I will simply close my eyes. I'm not sure why I didn't just think to close my eyes every time TMAC&YAO=RING posts. I will continue to read the bbs, and whenever I sense a TMAC&YAO=RING post coming on, I'll cover my eyes and scroll down until (*hopefully*) the post has passed.

    How about answering the completely valid question I posed: Why do always post in italics? Is it your special way of standing out on the bbs, your cute little way of being unique?
     
  9. BrooksBall

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    He'd be too slow to win a battle royale. He would get blindsided but not before he knocked a few people out with some elbows.
     
  10. BrooksBall

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    Too funny. That caught me off guard.
     
  11. DJ

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    How come Rafer Alston and Mike Harris aren't on the list? Rafer was Mr. Enforcer moreso than anyone on this team in 07/08. And what about Mr. Country Strong? He seems like someone who could use his sheer strength to annihilate someone.
     
  12. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    Well since you really want to know yes I like to be difference.
     
  13. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    Just because Tracy and Yao are soft on the basketball court doesn't mean they can't fight. I don't know why every one thinks that.
     
  14. Chamillionaire

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    chuck hayes, he`s nice, but if you piss him off, he`s probably the complete polar opposites. but so is artest.
     
  15. AXG

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    Here's my comparisons Rockets players to WWE wrestlers

    Yao- Great Khali,
    Deke- Undertaker,
    Dorsey- Batista,
    Landry- JTG,
    Scola- John Morrison,
    Hayes- Ezekiel,
    Artest- Umaga,
    Harris- JTG
    Battier- Shelton Benjamin
    TMac- Randy Orton
    Barry- Hardcore Holly
    Head- Cody Rhodes
    Francis- MVP
    Alston- Finlay
    Brooks- Rey Mysterio
     
  16. JCDenton

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    Pete Chilcutt b****ez.
     
  17. Emma

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    lol. Artest is an overated fighter. 4 years ago in album hill he attempt to hit the guy who splashed the beer in the face but he failed. so I'll pick t-mac, cause when he fighted against bobby jackson as in magic, he owned him!
     
  18. Kyakko

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    ya.. but too bad ben wallace isn't a rocket. he shoved Artest nearly 20 feet but virtually twitching his arms.
     
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    This is how I see thinga happening... Yao probably breaks a leg. Tracy Would back spasm his way out of the fight then he would get his home dawgz and beat the **** out of everyone,untill of course Stephen Jackson comes out of no where to help out Ron ron.Carl landry would get his other tooth knocked the freak out. Dorsey and Artest look like the Favorites,Untill Rafer goes Drunken Master on everyone. Yeah..Id go with Rafer.
     
  20. Carl Herrera

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    Chuck Hayes or Battier would win. Carl and Ron are strong, but has injury history. Chuck and Shane have a history of being durable while causing massive injuries to opposing players. A couple years ago, Chuck took out Shaq's knee and Shane pulled Wade's shoulder out of socket and totally destroyed the Miami Heat's season.


    Between Chuck and Shane, I think Chuck wins in a bare-knuckle fight. Shane will beat Chuck in a gunfight, cuz there would be shooting involve.d
     

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