I don't want any of these poor billionaires with only 4 billion in their pockets. Alice Walton is the richest with Texas ties. She is the blacksheep of the family votes Blue but can broker a deal with her sibblings get a megamega Sam's store inside Reliant. Definitely more creative and independent than Cal. Trinity girls are crazy. Next one would be Michael Dell. He also fancied buying a futbol club in England not that long ago. What about the Hos from Hbo's House of Ho? I don't know what they're worth but Vietnamese coffee is the bomb! Those are my top 3 choices for owners. Just got to find a way to get Cal to sell. Those seersucker suits look nice. It will be a shame if they disappeared, Cal. Jokes aside, Cal needs to get his act together.
