I think there should be a Jerry Buss/Kobe Bryant duo in this contest. From what we've seen recently, we can draw some conclusion... Well, I heard Jerry Buss could ball when young.
Kobe is not Buss's son. To be true to this thread's spirit, Buss can team with his daughter. Their advantage would be having Phil Jackson working on the refs.
How can you say that? Look at how similar they look... I mean, their noses and teeth look very similar. Anyway, it's pretty obvious.
