Wouldn't Bill Worrell quit in protest? Wouldn't surgery be needed to remove Worrell from Drexler's pants? Whomever (doesn't that word sound pretentious? is it even correct?) they get, though, he has to be a brother. When Bullard was on there, as we saw, two whites make a whong. Oh, Jesus, what a horrendous joke. But they need someone in there to liven it up. Calvin Murphy was fun, and he knew basketball pretty well, so he and Worrell were an interesting combo. Doc Rocket posted in another thread that JVG kiboshed Barkley, so, oh well. They could bring in Coop. (dramatic pause) Hey, if just to get us all to turn off the volume and turn on Gene Peterson, you know? I don't know if there is anyone. Is John Lucas entertaining? Informative? Anything? (Is he coaching at any level somewhere?)
With the exception of Clyde, other exRockets are doing well as broadcasters. 1. Eddie Johnson 2. Jim Peterson 3. Kenny 4. Chuck am I missing anyone else?
The Shark??? When I worked for the Rockets a few years back, he used to come to the UPN20 studios and have a post game show with Lisa Malosky...and the guys had this lisp that would drive you crazy. But the guy KNOWS his basketball and was a tough SOB on the court...tough as nails!!
We should give Mad Max a couple of lines and let him loose, now that would make great television, have you ever seen a commentator go into the crowd to assault a fan. Sweet.
Where's the "any" choice? I'd rather listen to Pig Miller choke on his toothpick then Clyde. Though Maxwell would be entertaining. I don't think the Rockets would still be family entertainment at that point, however.
I can't believe noone wants Mad Max announcing Rockets games. First of all, he would have jumped on the court during the Hornets game and taken out Mason, then get back and talk about what a punk Mason is. Can you imagine these exchanges? Bill: Kobe goes to the basket for the layup and the foul on Yao! Max: Hey that aint no foul, are you blind you stupid zebra? Bill: heh, you're still a fiery person Max Max: What's that supposed to mean? You mean like I'm on fire? Bill: haha, boy you're funny Max: What do you mean? Bill: It's funny, you know. You're a funny guy. Max: You mean the way I talk? What? Bill: It's just, you know. You're just funny. Max: Funny how? What's funny about it? Bill: Just, you know. You're funny. Max: Let me understand this. Maybe I'm a little f**ked up. But I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I'm here to f**king amuse you? What do you mean, funny? How am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me? Bill: Get the f***k out of here, Max Max: George Bush doesn't like black people.
None of the above. who announces the game, that's for losers to worry about. Win the damn games, and I don't care if pee wee Herman announces the games.
