How good a baller are you? Could you beat Nate Archibald? How about Allen Leavell? Calvin? Ooh, Jeff Hornacek? I'm sort of going with guards because, I assume, most of us are average-sized at best.
the OTHER "Big O"... Oliver Miller Just drop a doughnut or two in front of his face and drive the open lane to the basket for an easy 2 on ever possession! defense? how would i play defense you ask? two words... "buffet table" (would be setup courtside)
I could beat someone tall and slow, but not so bulky. I'm of decent height, but can't guard on the perimeter and thus wouldn't stand a chance against most guards. I have decent size, but if the player is too big they'd abuse me in the post. I can shoot decently and had decent quickness (yet to be determined after my broken ankle heals), so I guess I'd have to say, uh, Geert Hammink. I always claim I can beat Pat Garrity, though.
Wilt Chamberlain...oh, you mean living, right? Hmmm...I say I could probably take George Mikan to school. I would kick his 80 year old something geriatric ass!
Guys like Hornacek and Garrity would eat all of our lunches, no doubt about it. I think I could beat Bradley or a Thomas hamilton.
According to that whiny biyatch Sirhangover I can throw a mean elbow, so I'd have to say John Stockton.
Shawn Bradley, Manute Bol, John Salley, Kelvin Thermometer Cato, Mooch, and and and Bill Bradey, on the court and in Congress.
if i were playing danny ainge, winning would be a non-issue. I just want the chance to FIRE a basketball at his face the way he did Mario Elie in the playoffs during one of our championship seasons....
